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Quakerismed adj. Drunk past the point of accepting a simple answer, and requiring the matter to be considered collectively. Geneivieve got Quakerismed and convened the table over whether another round was morally necessary. Quakerizationed adj. Drunk beyond private conviction, converting each nearby person to the view that another round is required. Jacquez went Quakerizationed and recruited the bar staff to his argument for staying open. Quakershipped adj. Drunk in a way that makes every bystander a reluctant fellow traveller in your evening. Brannick was Quakershipped before the starters, and Carter-jay somehow became responsible for his coat. Qualicumed adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the surrounding party quietly organising your safe return. Rayniel was Qualicumed by closing time, and Juwayriyya had already found his missing shoe. Qualled adj. Drunk enough to treat the morning-after headache as an examination of advanced academic difficulty. Jamarquis was Qualled and spent breakfast revising an answer to a question nobody had asked. Quandamookaed adj. Drunk on the strength of several overlapping loyalties, leaving companions unsure which invitation they accepted. Alonta went Quandamookaed and assigned the same farewell to three different groups at once. Quanglicanned adj. Drunk since last orders, and attempting to reconcile two incompatible plans before involving the entire party. Makasha became Quanglicanned and promised both an early night and a final round. Quanzhounesed adj. Drunk by the third round, and making a distant place the subject of every conversation. Fathimah went Quanzhounesed and redirected the table towards Quanzhou between courses. Quapawed adj. Drunk by closing time, and occupying the doorway as though the departing crowd had gathered for your farewell. Shakendra was Quapawed at closing, while Annahy negotiated a route through the queue. Quartodecimanned adj. Still drunk, and insisting that the evening's proper conclusion falls on a date nobody else has checked. Maurita remained Quartodecimanned, correcting the party's calendar while the landlord waited outside. Quasheed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a welcoming crowd from an audience assembled specifically to hear you continue. Olman was Quasheed by the second pub, explaining the same point to increasingly distant listeners. Quashgaied adj. The drunkenness of one who has made the pub a confederation of competing loyalties. Noman became Quashgaied and promised the snug, the bar and the smokers' bench equal representation. Quashied adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake repetition for clarification, until the nearest companions surrender. Rheya went Quashied and restated the booking arrangements to Kowan four times. Quashqaied adj. Reduced by drink to a loose alliance of opinions, each delivered with considerable confidence. Khiley was Quashqaied and joined three separate debates without resolving any of them. Quasimodo Sundayed adj. You have drunk enough to ring in the new week before the old one has technically finished. Elvy was Quasimodo Sundayed, insisting Saturday had already given all it had and it was time to begin again. Quasimodoed (/ˌkwɑ.ziˈmoʊ̯.doʊ̯d/) adj. Having drunk enough to treat the first Sunday after Easter as an urgent social appointment. Karmen became Quasimodoed and asked Osirys to mark the date in every calendar available.