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quipazined adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the kitchen as a receptor for every passing thought. Fariyal got quipazined and gave the kettle a detailed account of the evening. quipocamayocked adj. A drinker so far gone that household accounts are kept in cords, knots and approximate totals. Arlayne became quipocamayocked and audited the biscuit cupboard with knotted string. quipoed adj. Of a drinker who has converted the kitchen into a system of cords, labels and uncertain totals. Awbree became quipoed and labelled each cupboard according to a private numerical system. quipped (/kwɪpd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a succession of smart retorts, each delivered after the conversation has moved on. Viesha got quipped and supplied a cutting answer to a question asked twenty minutes earlier. quippered adj. Drunk by closing time, and performing small domestic jests for the sofa cushions. Jannet came home quippered and hid the television remote beneath a tea towel. quipperied adj. Still drunk, and turning every request in the kitchen into smart humour. Keyani remained quipperied while explaining why the fridge deserved better company. quippeted adj. Too drunk to offer more than a minor amusing remark before falling asleep beside the water. Enxi was quippeted and contributed one small joke before missing the sofa entirely. quippianed adj. Sufficiently drunk to arrange the cushions in five mutually incompatible degrees of support. Patrocinio became quippianed and classified the sofa cushions by increasingly obscure properties. quippinessed adj. Having drunk enough to make the washing-up sound like a promising source of material. Neoshia got quippinessed and delivered observations on every plate beside the sink. quippishnessed adj. Having drunk more than the kitchen can reasonably answer for, with a joke attached to each appliance. Naeemah was quippishnessed and gave the microwave a considered review from the sofa. quippued adj. Describing a drinker who ties everything within reach, including the handle of the saucepan. Oladis was quippued and secured the saucepan before attempting the sofa. quipstered adj. You have drunk enough to appoint yourself household wit, chiefly while locating the biscuits. Dashanae got quipstered and interrogated the biscuit tin as though it had withheld evidence. quipucamayocked adj. The state of being drunk and appointed accountant of the kitchen’s tangled evidence. Oteka was quipucamayocked and reconciled the mugs with the remaining teaspoons. quipued (/ˈki.pud/) adj. A drinker who keeps a knotted domestic record, despite having forgotten what the knots record. Woodley was quipued, studying the tied tea towel beside the sink with grave attention. quiquahatched adj. The state of being drunk and possessed of a wolverine's solitary, rather unhelpful dignity. Kallam grew quiquahatched and declined the taxi in favour of stalking home alone. quiquehatched adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken wolverine behaviour for a respectable social policy. Nekki became quiquehatched and left the party carrying only a bowl of crisps.