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Quicklyismed adj. Reduced by drink to confusing the last order with a literary quotation of uncertain authorship. Sokoya was Quicklyismed at the bar and requested a final round in language borrowed from Shakespeare. Quiddisted adj. Softened by drink into asking whether the next round represents a distinct political tendency. Zoma was Quiddisted by last orders and wanted to know which party supported another bottle. Quidditched (/ˈkwɪdɪt͡ʃd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into pursuing the bar tab through the air with entirely terrestrial equipment. Shinece was Quidditched at closing, chasing the receipt beneath the dartboard as though it might fly. Quie syndromed adj. Emboldened by drink to challenge the closing bell and request one further round in writing. Naithan was Quie syndromed at last orders and presented the landlord with a detailed case for another pint. Quietismed adj. Drunk by the third round, and pursuing mystical calm while negotiating the stairs. Holly-ann became Quietismed and contemplated the banister for several minutes. Quileuted adj. Slowed by drink to the speed at which finding one's coat becomes an overnight undertaking. Doniel was Quileuted at closing, advancing towards the coat rack by carefully negotiated inches. Quillayuted adj. Drunk and moving so slowly that the final round has become a historical event by the time it arrives. Perri was Quillayuted at the bar, still selecting a drink while the staff counted the till. Quimbayaed adj. Drunk to the point where every small object acquired an elaborate value and required careful transport. Hafsha was Quimbayaed at closing and carried the coat-check ticket home as though it were a precious artefact. Quimper wared adj. Drunk enough to handle the coat, the umbrella and the final receipt as brightly painted fragile goods. Jacionna was Quimper wared at closing and wrapped the umbrella in her scarf for the taxi journey. Quimperwared adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a brightly painted coat from the one actually belonging to you. Sumiye was Quimperwared at closing and selected a vivid coat from the wrong hook with quiet confidence. Quinaielted adj. Drunk beyond the point where the taxi rank appears to contain separate vehicles rather than one long queue. Ladene was Quinaielted by last orders and joined the same taxi queue twice. Quinaulted adj. Drunk in a way that makes the walk home seem collectively organised, despite nobody agreeing on its direction. Shiloh was Quinaulted at closing, leading a group towards home by three mutually incompatible routes. Quincied (/ˈkwɪnsid/) adj. Drunk to a degree that turns a dry white wine into the obvious solution to every logistical difficulty. Jewl was Quincied at closing and proposed white wine as the simplest way to organise the taxis. Quincke's edemaed adj. Drunk, with the result that the face expands around an explanation for why another round is medically necessary. Khalila was Quincke's edemaed at last orders and offered a swelling argument for keeping the bar open. Quine daggered adj. Drunk to the extent of reducing the route home to one decisive arrow and no alternatives. Fawwaz was Quine daggered at closing, pointing towards the station with admirable but misplaced certainty. Quine quoted adj. Drunk on the strength of repeating the same corner-side instruction until the taxi accepts it as policy. Haydi was Quine quoted at last orders, directing everyone towards the same corner regardless of destination.