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Q'n'A'd adj. Drunk enough to turn the morning-after apology into a formal interview. Kynsley went Q'n'A'd over tea, asking Jadn to clarify every event after midnight. Q-Q plotted adj. Having drunk more than one distribution can explain, and comparing every version of yesterday with another. Arkeisha was Q-Q plotted over coffee, matching Bracen's account against her own uncertain sequence. Q-balled adj. You have drunk enough to become stable only in the lowest-energy position available, usually horizontal. Shreyash was Q-balled by breakfast, remaining motionless while Taevyn brought water. Q-boated adj. You are drunk and unexpectedly capable of passing unnoticed until the morning-after evidence surfaces. Yevette went Q-boated through breakfast, concealing the damage until Tywand found the receipt. Q-carbonned adj. Of a drinker who has become hard, magnetic and conductive after a night requiring recovery. Burach was Q-carbonned by morning, attracting attention while conducting himself directly towards coffee. Q-carred adj. Of a drinker: outwardly respectable, but carrying considerably more performance than the morning suggests. Shameta looked Q-carred over breakfast, while Yasmeen discovered the hidden power during the stairs. Q-coded adj. Drunk to the extent of speaking in terse signals which require a sober translation. Juveria was Q-coded over coffee, leaving Cortne to interpret each message about the taxi. Q-learninged adj. A drinker who has learnt, without understanding why, which actions lead most reliably to water. Shakisha was Q-learninged by morning, repeatedly choosing the route from bed to the tap. Q-popped adj. Drunk, with the result that every chorus acquires a national importance and a personal dedication. Paishence got Q-popped and dedicated the Kazakhstani anthem to someone from the next table. Q-shipped adj. Drunk to a degree that you mistake a harmless conversation for a naval ambush and rise to it. Hazelyn became Q-shipped and challenged the quietest guest to reveal his cargo. Q-slurred adj. Drunk to the extent of selecting an ill-advised euphemism and repeating it as though it settled the matter. Yaya got Q-slurred and spent ten minutes replacing an ordinary word with progressively stranger alternatives. Q-spoilinged adj. Drunk on the strength of which every small adjustment becomes a dramatic improvement requiring immediate demonstration. Tenyah got Q-spoilinged and altered the lamp until nobody could see the cards. Q-switched adj. Drunk since last orders, and emitting brief, powerful opinions at intervals no one has requested. Jocelynne went Q-switched and delivered four intense judgements before the kettle boiled. Q-switchinged adj. Drunk by the third round, and producing sudden bursts of confidence rather than a continuous supply. Lakedrick became Q-switchinged and proposed three businesses during one trip to the lavatory. Q-tipped adj. Drunk by closing time, and poking confidently into every awkward corner of the conversation. Georgina-rose got Q-tipped and began cleaning verbal debris from subjects nobody had raised. Q-valued adj. Still drunk, and assigning great communicative utility to whichever phrase has just occurred to you. Adewale became Q-valued and repeated one proverb as though it had solved the meeting.