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Quixoted (/ˈkwɪksətd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that imaginary chivalry is applied to windmills, coat stands and unpromising errands. Ifeoluwa became Quixoted and challenged the revolving door to single combat. Quixotismed adj. Drunk beyond accepting ordinary practical objections to an extravagant duty discovered during the evening. Daishana became Quixotismed and recruited Maive to defend the pub's honour against a misheard remark. Quiyoughcohannocked adj. Drunk since last orders, and attempting to preserve the evening by retelling it inaccurately. Angelicia was Quiyoughcohannocked, reconstructing the lost route between the bar and the taxi rank. Quiz Kidded adj. Drunk on the strength of remembered brilliance, and expecting the room to participate in its demonstration. Gano became Quiz Kidded and challenged Tassia to identify every tune played by the jukebox. Qulted adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating an online rumour as an organising principle for the evening. Terrae became Qulted and attributed the missing olives to a coordinated operation. Quonset hutted adj. Too drunk to distinguish a lightweight shelter from a permanent residence, and settling accordingly. Cora-mae was Quonset hutted and attempted to register the smoking shelter as her new address. Quonseted (/ˈkwɒnsɪtd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and sheltering beneath a corrugated, semi-circular certainty of one's own construction. Auriona was Quonseted, offering the coat rack structural advice beneath its imagined roof. Quoranned (/ˈkwɔːɹənd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to answer questions nobody asked, with references to authorities of uncertain existence. Cayvion was Quoranned and supplied six answers to the question of who had moved the stool. Quotronned adj. Having drunk enough to issue continuous quotations on the market, despite owning nothing more volatile than crisps. Kuulei became Quotronned and reported the bar snacks as sharply down on the evening. Qur'anismed adj. Drunk enough to reduce the morning’s evidence to one dependable document: the receipt. Celsie emerged Qur'anismed, trusting only the card receipt from the late-night shop. Qur'anned (/kəˈɹɑːnd/) adj. You have drunk enough to treat one particular copy of events as authoritative, regardless of competing witnesses. Niamh was Qur'anned and cited the disputed receipt as the final authority on supper. Quraished adj. Drunk to the point where the household assumes historical importance and the route to bed becomes legendary. Jamieann became Quraished and announced the hallway as a site of considerable historical importance. Quraishited adj. You have drunk enough to assign everyone at the table an elaborate family tree, then lose the paperwork. Weslie got Quraishited and introduced the coat stand as his distant cousin. Quran thumpered adj. Describing a drinker who delivers each point with a heavy hand and uncertain timing. Phoebie was Quran thumpered, striking the table just after every punchline. Quranismed adj. Drunk past the point of accepting witnesses, especially those describing what happened after midnight. Auriona was Quranismed by dawn and dismissed every account of the karaoke as hearsay. Quranisted adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the morning after governed by one text and suspicious of all amendments. Charita arrived Quranisted, carrying one receipt and disputing the rest of the story.