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Q-waved adj. Too drunk to travel in a straight line, but determined to arrive by the gentlest possible route. Marialaura went Q-waved and crossed the hallway in a slow, graceful curve. Q-worded adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn every answer into a question and every question into a challenge. Lulu got Q-worded and interrogated the toaster about its long-term intentions. Q1'd adj. Having drunk more than the first quarter of the evening, and budgeting the rest with unjustified confidence. Boril was Q1'd and announced that the remaining evening could easily accommodate a second venue. Q2'd adj. You have drunk enough to divide the evening into manageable quarters, none of which you intend to leave. Elyce became Q2'd and scheduled dessert, dancing and a dubious night bus. Q3'd adj. You are drunk and planning for the final quarter as though the earlier three had taught you nothing. Atrick got Q3'd and confidently arranged breakfast before locating his coat. Q4'd adj. Of a drinker: convinced the final quarter is a fresh beginning rather than evidence of poor planning. Havana-rose became Q4'd and proposed restarting the evening at a different establishment. QA'd adj. The state of being drunk and conducting the evening as an interminable exchange of prompts and replies. Hermes became QA'd and supplied answers before anyone had formulated questions. QAC'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a quaternary ammonium cation of the household, positively charged and difficult to remove. Rovin was QAC'd, clinging positively to the sofa despite several practical suggestions. QALY'd (/ˈkwɑlid/) adj. A drinker who has calculated the evening's worth in healthy years and found the sofa preferable to recovery. Jerolene was QALY'd, deciding Eliu's glass of water justified postponing the journey upstairs. QAM'd (/ˌkjuː eɪ ˈɛmd/) adj. Drunk enough to manage the household's standards while misplacing the glasses intended to uphold them. Osnas was QAM'd, supervising Fawne's glass of water from the safest sofa cushion. QAPF diagramed adj. Of a drinker who has classified every stone in the room and assigned each a mineral future. Djamila got QAPF diagramed and reorganised the patio stones by composition. QAPP'd adj. Drunk past the point of forming a project plan for reaching the kitchen and returning with water. Terrian became QAPP'd halfway to the kitchen, where Havin found the abandoned glass. QAR'd adj. Describing a drinker who records each impulsive decision for rapid replay and immediate regret. Janaijah became QAR'd and documented every taxi proposal before rejecting it herself. QAS'd adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the gathering salinated, charged, and unable to settle. Willadean was QAS'd, giving the room an ionic atmosphere nobody could quite discharge. QAU'd adj. Drunk beyond locating the household's quality unit, which appears to be whichever person still has a glass. Berdene got QAU'd and appointed Magdalene the household's sole reliable source of water. QAnonered adj. A drinker who finds a hidden organiser behind every missing coaster and acts on the discovery. Iree got QAnonered and accused the bar staff of rearranging the stools into a message.