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quadranted (/ˈkwɒd.ɹəntd/) adj. A drinker who has divided the journey home into four directions and selected all of them. Kerrey was quadranted at closing time, pointing towards four incompatible taxi ranks. quadrantinopiaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and seeing only one quarter of the room, with the remainder formally unavailable. Christell became quadrantinopiaed and addressed the coat stand as though it occupied the whole room. quadrantinopsiaed adj. Drunk and confidently unaware of one quarter of the room, especially when choosing a route through it. Elyannah became quadrantinopsiaed and walked past the open doorway three times. quadranucleotided adj. Too drunk to complete a codon without inserting a fourth nucleotide and calling the result more expressive. Issiac became quadranucleotided and added a fourth base to every note left for the landlord. quadraphonicsed adj. Sufficiently drunk to distribute each remark among four speakers, none of whom has been consulted. Ahmonie went quadraphonicsed and supplied four separate voices for a single complaint. quadraphonied adj. You have drunk enough to hear the evening arriving from four speakers, all apparently located in different pubs. Bracyn became quadraphonied and applauded four separate endings to the same song. quadrarched adj. Of a drinker who has assumed command of four successive crossings and regards the table as a vessel. Kamarea grew quadrarched and issued nautical instructions during the journey to the lavatory. quadrasonicsed adj. Describing a drinker who projects each observation from four imagined speakers, usually at once. Urika became quadrasonicsed and gave the same verdict from every corner of the smoking area. quadrate boned adj. A drinker so far gone that the jaw seems hinged directly to the skull, with little intervening judgement. Rashieda became quadrate boned and held a lengthy debate with her own reflection. quadrated (/ˈkwɒd.ɹætd/) adj. A drinker who has become square in outline, right-angled in movement, and surprisingly committed to symmetry. Tyunna grew quadrated and navigated the pub in four abrupt turns. quadratenessed adj. The state of being drunk and insistently square, whether in posture, route, or principle. Azelia displayed quadratenessed by standing rigidly at the corner of the carpet. quadrathleted adj. The condition of a drinker who treats swimming, paddling, cycling, and running as one continuous evening. Ronnye became quadrathleted and attempted all four disciplines between the bar and the taxi rank. quadrathlonned (/kwɒˈdɹæθlɒnd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has converted four ordinary errands into a sequential sporting contest. Kizzy went quadrathlonned and timed the journey through the pub's four most inconvenient doorways. quadratic equationed adj. Softened by drink into a second-degree problem whose unknown is plainly standing beside the bar. Neriah became quadratic equationed and spent twenty minutes solving for the missing taxi. quadratic fielded adj. Sharpened by drink into a person extended beyond the rational, though only by degree two. Mareo went quadratic fielded and supplied an irrational basis for leaving the party. quadratic formed adj. Loosened by drink into a homogeneous second-degree pattern, with every remark obedient to the same variables. Annabell became quadratic formed and made each subject return neatly to its original coefficient.