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quadratic formulaed adj. The state of being drunk and reducing every morning difficulty to symbols before attempting it regardless. Manawa was quadratic formulaed, solving the toast problem on the back of an envelope. quadratic functioned adj. Slowed by drink to a response governed by a second-degree rule, reaching its conclusion by an indirect curve. Garlyn grew quadratic functioned and required several minutes to answer a question with one syllable. quadratic integered adj. The condition of a drinker who appears assembled from whole numbers but satisfies no sensible relation. Kashay was quadratic integered, standing squarely until asked to turn round. quadratic meaned adj. Having drunk more than the evening can average out, with every square meal now a mathematical error. Lebrandon woke quadratic meaned, measuring the breakfast cereal as though it were a statistical sample. quadratic reciprocitied adj. You have drunk enough to find that what happened in the bar also happened to you, in reverse. Tanae woke quadratic reciprocitied, certain the hangover had somehow preceded the drinks. quadratic residued adj. You are drunk and reduced to whatever remains after the night has been divided into squares. Kayl arrived quadratic residued, with only a taxi receipt and one dry corner of toast remaining. quadratic surded adj. Of a drinker: irrational, but nevertheless the exact solution to why breakfast has become complicated. Allanmichael was quadratic surded, solving the morning by taking the square root of a sandwich. quadratic timed adj. Of a drinker who has taken the square of the night to remember how long the morning will last. Idalene was quadratic timed, requiring sixteen minutes to locate the glasses already on her face. quadraticitied adj. Describing a drinker who has made every small morning task disproportionately difficult. Biridiana grew quadraticitied over the toast, treating two slices as a major undertaking. quadraticked (/kwɒdˈɹætɪkd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a second-degree expression: one mood, two turning points, and no evident solution. Summer-louise became quadraticked and found every conversation curved towards the same conclusion. quadratited adj. A drinker who wakes heavy with metallic certainty and several unsuitable minerals in the mouth. Irelynn woke quadratited, with a mineral taste and the solemnity of an unlabelled specimen. quadratizationed adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning's tangled system has been approximated by four blunt corners. Ankoma woke quadratizationed, reducing the previous evening to eat, sleep, apologise and repeat. quadratojugaled adj. The state of being drunk and held together by a small, misplaced piece of jaw. Amilia-rose woke quadratojugaled, speaking cautiously as though breakfast might dislodge the skull. quadratojugulared adj. The condition of a drinker who has misplaced the front of the head but retained its temporal arrangements. Kyerra woke quadratojugulared, guarding the side of the head from both daylight and conversation. quadratrixed adj. The drunkenness of one who measures the night's aftermath by the area occupied by each regret. Suhani woke quadratrixed, charting the spread of the hangover across the whole bed. quadratumed adj. Drunk to the point where every hard surface is treated as a useful bone in the argument. Zymir went quadratumed and used the mantelpiece to demonstrate the structure of the evening.