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QAnonsensed (/ˌkjuː əˈnɒnsənsd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that nonsense acquires a structure, a motive and a proposed course of action. Shahrazad became QAnonsensed and linked the empty crisps packet to the cancelled train. QB'd adj. Slowed by drink to pass each decision onwards, preferably at considerable distance. Taleiya was QB'd, sending every question across the table before attempting an answer. QBE'd adj. Drunk past the point of following instructions, but still attempting to navigate by example. Jayiah was QBE'd and copied the first person's careful step with disastrous timing. QBIC'd adj. You are drunk and identifying people by their coats, shoes, and silhouettes rather than their names. Icy was QBIC'd at last orders, selecting the wrong coat by its visual content. QBO'd adj. Drunk and oscillating between opposing directions with a regularity that suggests meteorological significance. Jimmy-lee was QBO'd, alternating between the door and the lavatory at predictable intervals. QBT'd adj. The drunkenness of one who places blind trust in everyone, subject only to increasingly elaborate qualifications. Windale got QBT'd and entrusted the house keys to a man whose name he had just forgotten. QBismed (/ˈkjuː.bɪz.əmd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and assigning personal probabilities to everything said across the table. Huia became QBismed and gave each promise a probability before accepting it. QC'd adj. The condition of a drinker who delivers a considered opinion, preferably after being asked twice. Aleeha was QC'd and reviewed the pub's whisky selection from the end of the bar. QCD'd adj. Drunk to the extent of treating quality, cost and delivery as three separate reasons to order again. Zyann got QCD'd and assessed every round against quality, cost and delivery before approving it. QCU'd adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a one-person quality control unit for the kitchen's drinking water. Izan was QCU'd and examined the tap while Jshawn waited beside the sofa. QD'd adj. Drunk on the strength of one bright idea, which keeps appearing and disappearing during conversation. Elyzah went QD'd and repeatedly announced the same plan to order chips. QD-OLED'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and emitting a colourful but unreliable account of the evening. Yodit became QD-OLED'd and described the staircase in several luminous shades. QDA'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and analysing every anecdote for themes while rejecting numerical evidence. Annique got QDA'd and coded the pub's conversation into loneliness, ambition and crisps. QDII'd adj. The state of being drunk and investing domestic confidence in enterprises no one has properly described. Zim got QDII'd and offered serious backing to a scheme involving umbrellas and electric scooters. QDR'd adj. Slowed by drink to a data rate considerably below the advertised one. Areah was QDR'd and took several minutes to answer the simplest question. QE'd adj. Reduced by drink to increasing the supply of conversation whenever the social system shows signs of collapse. Kachiri got QE'd and purchased everyone's silence with another round of stories.