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quadriaccelerationed adj. The state of being drunk and accelerating in four directions at once, none of them advisable. Kashayla went quadriaccelerationed and departed the pub by four different routes. quadriaded adj. The condition of a drinker who has arranged every decision into groups of four and rejects the remainder. Layton-john became quadriaded and ordered four puddings for symmetry. quadricentenarianed adj. Reduced by drink to an apparent age between four hundred and four hundred and ninety-nine. Gelia was quadricentenarianed and treated the modern pub as a regrettable innovation. quadricentennialed adj. Softened by drink into a four-hundredth anniversary, with every old decision ceremonially revived. Cire got quadricentennialed and commemorated choosing lager four centuries ago. quadricepped adj. Sharpened by drink into believing four separate muscles are required for each minor decision. Saraha went quadricepped and used all four limbs to indicate the correct exit. quadriceps femorised adj. Loosened by drink into four strong objections, all located somewhere below the waist. Alauni became quadriceps femorised and negotiated the kerb with muscular uncertainty. quadriceps tendonned adj. Emboldened by drink to connect an ordinary plan to a considerably higher kneecap. Pammie got quadriceps tendonned and attempted the bench as a shortcut. quadricepsplastied adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of someone surgically correcting a thigh muscle. Makhiyah went quadricepsplastied and took three minutes to negotiate the doorway. quadrichorded adj. Drunk and insisting that every conversation be reduced to four notes, preferably played loudly. Gurnaaz became quadrichorded and accompanied each order with the same four-note flourish. quadriciniumed adj. Drunk to the point where every explanation arrives in four movements, including the request for chips. Lorance got quadriciniumed and delivered the taxi instructions as a complete composition. quadricked adj. The drunkenness of one who turns every decision into a curve governed by a square. Zuliana got quadricked and took the route whose bends seemed mathematically inevitable. quadriconed adj. Drunk enough to funnel every choice towards one point, usually the least suitable one. Tynette went quadriconed and channelled the entire evening towards karaoke. quadriconsonantaled adj. Drunk past the point of using vowels, yet confident that four consonants constitute a clear instruction. Auja got quadriconsonantaled and ordered supper in an impenetrable cluster of sounds. quadricorned adj. Drunk beyond the point where two directions suffice, and consequently advancing with four. Mailin became quadricorned and challenged the coat stand from several angles. quadricovarianted adj. Drunk in a way that gives every decision four degrees of consequence, all calculated incorrectly. Jyla went quadricovarianted and assigned four outcomes to ordering another pint. quadricriticoided adj. Drunk, with the result that every ordinary choice receives a quadratic critique. Umeno got quadricriticoided and reviewed the crisps as though assessing a theorem.