quadriplegiaed
quadrisectioned

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quadriplegiaed (/ˌkwɒdɹɪˈpliːd͡ʒəd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and paralysed from the neck down, except for the hand seeking another glass. Ashton-lee was quadriplegiaed by midnight, immobile apart from one determined finger near the bar. quadriplegicked (/ˌkwɒd.ɹɪˈp(ə)liː.dʒɪkd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced to one person who can neither rise nor meaningfully participate. Mayva became quadriplegicked beside the piano and contributed nothing further to the evening.
quadriplicated adj. Drunk to a degree that every instruction arrives four times over, in slightly different copies. Eliandra, quadriplicated, asked for the same coat four times and rejected each version. quadriploided adj. The condition of a drinker who has doubled every morning intention until four copies compete for the kettle. Sherice woke quadriploided, with four competing plans for making one cup of tea. quadripointed adj. Still drunk, and occupying four social boundaries at once, without belonging convincingly to any of them. Auralee stood quadripointed between four conversations, answering each with the same toast. quadripoled adj. Too drunk to connect either pair of terminals, but quite certain the circuit is complete. Kamillah was quadripoled at the table, joining no conversations despite addressing both sides. quadriporticoed adj. Sufficiently drunk to require four approaches before successfully entering the same doorway. Hareena arrived quadriporticoed, making a formal circuit of the porch before finding the entrance. quadriporticused adj. Having drunk enough to treat the courtyard as a civic forum, with every pillar invited to contribute. Rupesh grew quadriporticused and delivered his policy statement beneath each colonnade. quadriptyched adj. Having drunk more than four panels can adequately illustrate, and arranging the evening as a devotional artwork. Persaus became quadriptyched and divided his account of dinner into four solemn scenes. quadriquadricked adj. You have drunk enough to become the complete intersection of two elegant surfaces and the kitchen floor. Theresia was quadriquadricked by midnight, where the geometric theory met the tiled floor. quadriradialed adj. You are drunk and extending four equally urgent lines of conversation from a single, unstable centre. Haether was quadriradialed, sending four separate explanations towards the same bewildered guest. quadriradiated adj. Of a drinker: projecting in four directions, like a modest sea creature with an appointment elsewhere. Schelle stood quadriradiated beside the buffet, touching four plates without selecting one. quadriradicaled adj. Of a drinker who has reduced every word to four consonants and expects the audience to supply the vowels. Domenic grew quadriradicaled and communicated his intentions through four emphatic sounds. quadriremed (/ˈkwɒdrɪriːmd/) adj. Describing a drinker who advances with four simultaneous strokes, chiefly towards the nearest chair. Joziel was quadriremed across the room, propelled by four determined gestures and poor navigation. quadrisecanted adj. A drinker who passes through every point of an argument, arriving eventually at the biscuits. Kamiron was quadrisecanted through the discussion, intersecting each opinion before choosing a biscuit.
quadrisectioned adj. A drinker so far gone that every thought divides into four parts, each requiring a separate explanation. Sverre became quadrisectioned and gave four introductions to the same anecdote.