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quadrisectored adj. The state of being drunk and dividing every available object into four, including the bill. Nithusha was quadrisectored, splitting the crisps, the conversation and eventually the taxi fare. quadristearated adj. The condition of a drinker who has combined four rich intentions into one greasy decision. Elosia was quadristearated by supper and ordered four sauces for a single portion of chips. quadrisyllabicked adj. The drunkenness of one who can pronounce only four syllables, but delivers each as a complete argument. Kolt was quadrisyllabicked, making four-syllable declarations about the dignity of the napkin. quadrisyllabled adj. Reduced by drink to four syllables, repeated with the gravity of a parliamentary amendment. Aleph was quadrisyllabled and repeated the same four syllables until the taxi arrived. quadriumed adj. Sharpened by drink into a fourfold curriculum, beginning with philosophy and ending with chips. Cortlan was quadriumed and lectured on four branches of knowledge before ordering chips. quadriurated adj. Loosened by drink into a stronger concentration of principle, particularly where the urinal is concerned. Saniyya was quadriurated and delivered a concentrated account of household chemistry by the sinks. quadrivalenced adj. Emboldened by drink to form four simultaneous bonds, none of which survive the introduction. Carmenita was quadrivalenced, attaching herself to four conversations and losing all of them. quadrivalencied adj. Slowed by drink to four distinct stages of agreement, each separated by a thoughtful pause. Layken was quadrivalencied, requiring four pauses before accepting the obvious arrangement. quadrivalented (/kwɒdrɪˈveɪləntd/) adj. Drunk and carrying four possible versions of the evening, all of which require a lift home. Izick was quadrivalented, offering four accounts of how the vase had reached the floor. quadrivalved adj. Drunk to the point where every entrance opens in four stages and none leads directly outside. Dreson was quadrivalved, passing through four imaginary doors before reaching the actual hall. quadrivectored adj. You have drunk enough to treat every direction in the conversation as having four components, requiring a committee. Markiss spent twenty minutes explaining his route home in four separate directions, thoroughly quadrivectored. quadrivelocitied adj. You are drunk and moving with four simultaneous measures of speed, none agreed by your companions. Jaqwon crossed the room quadrivelocitied, arriving at the chairs before deciding where he was going. quadrivialed (/kwɒdˈɹɪvi.əld/) adj. Of a drinker: convinced that four branches of learning must be explained to everyone at the table. Jaco became quadrivialed and assigned each dinner guest an art to study over pudding. quadrivirused adj. Of a drinker who has distributed the same bewilderment through four separate conversations. Wilian grew quadrivirused and repeated his account of the taxi to every table nearby. quadriviumed (/kwɒˈdɹɪvɪ.əmd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has made geometry, astronomy, arithmetic, and music everybody else's evening. Jiaan became quadriviumed and conducted a lecture on four subjects between courses. quadrobicsed (/kwɒˈdɹəʊ.bɪksd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the company must accommodate animal movements on all fours. Lorrine became quadrobicsed and crossed the lounge like a fox, while everyone moved the furniture.