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QEC'd adj. Having drunk more than the kitchen can reasonably change, and attempting an engine swap with the toaster. Acadia went QEC'd and tried to improve the toaster with a wooden spoon. QED'd (/ˌkjuːiːˈdiːd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has proved his point by introducing several forces no one can observe. Jazeel became QED'd and explained the missing snacks through an elegant chain of invisible particles. QEF'd (/kwɛfd/) adj. Reduced by drink to treating the next election as a personal fund, and every purchase as campaign expenditure. Phin became QEF'd and promised the entire pub a constituency office over chips. QF'd adj. Reduced by drink to a final pairing: one remaining argument, and no prospect of a replay. Jadaria was QF'd, facing the landlord with one last point and no supporting evidence. QFET'd adj. You have drunk enough to switch abruptly between standing, sitting and leaning states. Boisy went QFET'd beside the stairs, changing posture whenever anyone approached. QFII'd adj. The drunkenness of one who imports excellent advice from abroad and applies it to the wrong household. Ferran got QFII'd and advised the family on foreign markets while misplacing his own shoes. QFT'd adj. Sharpened by drink into testing every remark against the room, then disputing the feedback received. Aadvika got QFT'd and demanded the table's response to each proposed opinion. QG'd adj. Drunk to a degree that every explanation of the journey home requires two incompatible theories. Oleg was QG'd, alternating between the taxi rank and a discussion of curved spacetime. QGP'd adj. Drunk to the point where restraint has vanished and every decision arrives at collision speed. Phinneas got QGP'd and challenged the bouncer to a race through the car park. QHD'd adj. Drunk and displaying considerably more definition than the situation requires. Trishanna was QHD'd and noticed every mark on the landlord's glass. QIC'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who stores every conversation in narrow, repetitive loops. Missel went QIC'd and replayed the same anecdote whenever anyone mentioned the office. QID'd adj. Describing a drinker who has been assigned a unique identity by the morning-after inventory. Duane-lee was QID'd by breakfast, identifiable by one shoe, a receipt and Nakish's coat. QIS'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and storing the evening in small, mutually incompatible units. Amberrae was QIS'd, transmitting the taxi destination one syllable at a time. QKD'd adj. Having drunk more than the key to your destination can securely distribute among the party. Kathllen was QKD'd and whispered the taxi address as though protecting state secrets. QL'd adj. Of a drinker: extracting the relevant details from several conversations, then losing the records entirely. Abifoluwa was QL'd by the bar, requesting everyone's destination before forgetting his own. QLC'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and storing each decision in four separate layers. Yeira was QLC'd and repeated the same conclusion in four forms.