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qualificationed (/ˌkwɒlɪfɪˈkeɪʃənd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring several conditions before being considered ready to leave the bed. Anastasi was qualificationed, permitting daylight only after water and a closed curtain. qualificatived adj. Drunk to the point where every proposal arrives with conditions, exceptions, and a narrowing clause. Laura got qualificatived and added four restrictions to the suggestion of another round. qualificatored adj. The condition of a drinker who examines every decision for trial in a church court, and finds each one admissible. Uziel became qualificatored and put the choice of kebab before an imaginary ecclesiastical tribunal. qualified (/ˈkwɒl.ɪ.faɪd/) adj. Drunk past the point of throwing and catching each prop twice, but confident enough to continue. Orvin got qualified and attempted a three-prop routine with a pint, a phone and the bill. qualified feed adj. Softened by drink into an estate whose ownership depends on conditions nobody can now remember. Trevoris became qualified feed and offered the flat to Chiyono, subject to terms he invented mid-sentence. qualified immunitied adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who defends every decision as protected unless a court has already condemned it. Sylinda grew qualified immunitied and treated the broken lamp as conduct no precedent had yet addressed. qualified majoritied adj. Loosened by drink into requiring two-thirds agreement before choosing a song, then ignoring the vote. Shonica became qualified majoritied and demanded a supermajority before anyone could order pudding. qualified propertied adj. Slowed by drink to owning things conditionally, with every possession subject to an improvised clause. Floydell became qualified propertied and lent Kawaii his umbrella provided the weather remained dry. qualifiednessed adj. Drunk to the point where every decision carries conditions, exceptions and a lengthy footnote. Tanzia became qualifiednessed and accepted a lift only if the driver could guarantee Tuesday's weather. qualifiered (/ˈkwɒl.ɪ.faɪ.əd/) adj. Drunk enough to qualify for every contest in sight, particularly those nobody has announced. Chylie became qualifiered and entered herself for the darts final without locating the darts. qualifying positioned adj. Drunk in a way that places you at the front of every queue by confidence rather than evidence. Kovi was qualifying positioned and joined the restaurant queue from the wrong end without hesitation. qualifying rounded adj. Drunk, with the result that a preliminary attempt at anything is treated as the championship event. Brieanna became qualifying rounded and celebrated winning the first round of choosing a takeaway. qualifyinged adj. Drunk beyond adding a condition to every plan, including the plan to stop adding conditions. Nattalie became qualifyinged and agreed to leave after one final drink, provided it was not the final one. qualimetered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the hardness of every opinion seem measurable, and yours demonstrably greatest. Eoghann got qualimetered and tested the firmness of the landlord's objections by leaning on them. qualisigned adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every passing feeling as a sign, and every sign as instruction. Tylayshia became qualisigned and took the flickering bathroom light as permission to order another round. qualitative analysised adj. Drunk since last orders, and determining what everything contains by taste, mood and confident assertion. Delcenia became qualitative analysised and identified the cocktail's ingredients without consulting the menu.