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quantomaniaed adj. Drunk beyond allowing anything to matter unless it can be counted, measured, or entered in a table. Wilena grew quantomaniaed and recorded the number of crisps remaining in each bowl. quantomechanicsed adj. A drinker so far gone that the journey home proceeds by probabilities, not established mechanics. Briette was quantomechanicsed and treated the bus timetable as a range of possibilities. quantometered adj. Drunk in a way that analyses every conversation into its constituent colours and frequencies. Ferren became quantometered and examined the landlord's voice for spectral composition. quantonged adj. Reduced by drink to a botanical specimen, mildly tart and best handled with care. Marhta was quantonged, leaning against the bar with a tart view of proceedings. quantonned adj. Drunk, with the result that every object is treated as both a thing and a disturbance passing through the room. Ruthena was quantonned and addressed the lamp as though it had a wavelength. quantophreniaed adj. Drunk to a degree that facts and figures have displaced most other forms of conversation. Tennia grew quantophreniaed and supplied percentages for the likelihood of another round. quantroniumed adj. Drunk to the extent of behaving as one person held together by two mutually paired intentions. Trevelle became quantroniumed and pursued two incompatible plans with remarkable unity. quantulumed adj. Drunk on the strength of a very small amount, which has proved sufficient for present purposes. Lunda was quantulumed after half a glass and regarded the remaining evening as adequately funded. quantum Hall effected adj. Drunk by closing time, and showing a resistance to ordinary movement across the floor. Gehad was quantum Hall effected, progressing sideways along the bar at low temperature. quantum Zeno effected adj. Too drunk to progress, provided someone continues asking what you are doing. Renat was quantum Zeno effected, remaining by the doorway through repeated enquiries. quantum acousticsed adj. Sufficiently drunk to study the effect of the room's laws on the propagation of sound. Gurkaran was quantum acousticsed and listened carefully to voices travelling from the kitchen. quantum anomalied adj. Having drunk enough to produce a finite response where classical sobriety predicted nothing. Aaron became quantum anomalied and offered a firm opinion on an otherwise empty question. quantum biophysicsed adj. Having drunk more than the biology of the evening can reasonably accommodate, and applying physics to it regardless. Zaniah was quantum biophysicsed and explained the supper's effects through cellular mechanics. quantum bitted adj. Drunk and alternating between confidently upright and suddenly horizontal. Huckston spent the evening quantum bitted, rising from the chair only to reconsider gravity. quantum bogosorted adj. Drunk to the point where every route to the stairs is tried until one reaches the landing. Tequilla went quantum bogosorted and tested every possible path to the lavatory. quantum cascade lasered adj. Drunk enough to descend in small, bright stages, producing a new misstep at each one. Jatiya quantum cascade lasered down the staircase, illuminating each step with a fresh decision.