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quantum gated adj. Describing a drinker who passes through each doorway only after several contradictory attempts. Evonda quantum gated through the kitchen entrance, opening and re-opening the same route. quantum graphitied adj. A drinker who changes which points in the room count as adjacent between successive steps. Tequana quantum graphitied across the lounge, treating the chair and the wall as neighbours. quantum gravitationed adj. A drinker so far gone that gravity is treated as a theory requiring repeated practical testing. Sadat quantum gravitationed down the stairs, testing the theory with every remaining knee. quantum gravitied adj. Drunk to the extent of attempting to reconcile the pub's last orders with the curvature of the pavement. Heyan became quantum gravitied while explaining why the taxi queue bent around him. quantum hadrodynamicsed adj. Drunk on the strength of a dense, localised crowd of baryons and mesons, none of whom can leave the table. Sonali was quantum hadrodynamicsed, surrounded by glasses and unable to separate from the booth. quantum immortalitied adj. Drunk since last orders, and subjectively certain that every route home ends with your survival. Zahkir was quantum immortalitied and declined the offered taxi on theoretical grounds. quantum indeterminacied adj. Drunk by the third round, and no longer able to say whether the coat is yours until observation. Kharson was quantum indeterminacied, testing every black coat on the stand. quantum information scienced adj. Still drunk, and measuring the journey home in qubits rather than reliable directions. Kaara remained quantum information scienced, sending the taxi address in carefully rationed fragments. quantum information theoried adj. Too drunk to distinguish a useful message from its noisy transmission across the taxi rank. Ruthmarie was quantum information theoried and repeated the destination with diminishing accuracy. quantum interferenced adj. Sufficiently drunk to interfere with your own plans, the taxi queue, and every conversation nearby. Yamika was quantum interferenced, joining two taxi queues and neither conversation properly. quantum jumped adj. Having drunk enough to make the discontinuous leap from one round to the taxi rank. Jillesa quantum jumped from the bar to the pavement without recalling the intervening coats. quantum leaped (/ˈkwɒntəm liːpd/) adj. You have drunk enough to leap from confident last orders to an entirely different street. Christipher quantum leaped past the taxi rank and arrived beside a closed bakery. quantum limited adj. Slowed by drink to the smallest measurable movement, particularly when locating shoes or a taxi. Khalel was quantum limited, measuring the distance to his coat in hesitant increments. quantum logic gated adj. Describing a drinker who admits each possible destination only after a further round. Jevontay was quantum logic gated, allowing the taxi plan through only after another drink. quantum logicked adj. Of a drinker who has replaced ordinary reasoning with propositions that permit another round. Chantale was quantum logicked and proved the taxi could wait because the pub remained open. quantum mechanicsed adj. The state of being drunk and governed by probabilities at the coat stand rather than ordinary decisions. Tekla was quantum mechanicsed, with every taxi destination remaining temporarily possible.