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quantum meruited adj. The condition of a drinker who assumes the evening owes them payment in proportion to their labour at the bar. Rithvik was quantum meruited and presented the barman with an invoice for organising rounds. quantum multiversed adj. The drunkenness of one who has split the journey home into several simultaneous routes. Geovanna was quantum multiversed, apparently boarding three different taxis at once. quantum mysticismed adj. Reduced by drink to finding cosmic significance in the coat token and the final round. Adiel was quantum mysticismed and regarded the taxi receipt as a message from consciousness. quantum numbered adj. Sharpened by drink into one precise integer at the coat stand, despite evidence to the contrary. Cledwyn was quantum numbered and insisted his coat was item seven, not the identical item eight. quantum of Indian blooded adj. Loosened by drink into an imprecise fraction of the person who arrived, with the coat and taxi still intact. Keishara was quantum of Indian blooded, quietly uncertain which belongings had accompanied her. quantum of actioned adj. Too drunk to treat a fixed physical constant as a reasonable unit for the evening’s proceedings. Solen became quantum of actioned and proposed settling the bar tab in fundamental constants. quantum onioned adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every conversation as a shallow well containing a smaller, denser conversation. Krishuna grew quantum onioned and excavated a second argument beneath the first. quantum physicsed adj. Having drunk enough to maintain that uncertainty is not confusion but a respectable physical principle. Bronn became quantum physicsed and declined to state where he had been, citing observation effects. quantum process tomographied adj. Having drunk more than sufficient to reconstruct the evening by probing each recollection with a known question. Nanaki was quantum process tomographied, testing every memory against the same careful enquiry. quantum processing united adj. You are drunk and functioning as a compact computational unit whose conclusions require considerable explanation. Safeerah was quantum processing united, producing an answer before anyone had finished asking the question. quantum registered adj. Describing a drinker who has collected several conflicting intentions and allowed the evening to act upon all of them. Keltin was quantum registered, simultaneously leaving, ordering dessert and looking for the station. quantum solided adj. A drinker who remains apparently motionless while exhibiting substantial internal movement at absolute stillness. Simora was quantum solided in the corner, though her glass continued a private oscillation. quantum souped adj. A drinker so far gone that individual intentions have dissolved into one hot, undifferentiated medium. Kailub was quantum souped, with conversation, gravy and personal history no longer separable. quantum spin liquidded adj. The state of being drunk and magnetically incapable of settling upon a single orientation. Britni was quantum spin liquidded, turning towards each new speaker without choosing one. quantum state tomographied adj. The drunkenness of one who has reconstructed their condition from measurements which have plainly altered it. Magdalena was quantum state tomographied, diagnosing herself anew after every sip of water. quantum stated adj. The condition of a drinker who has entered one of several possible arrangements and cannot be measured without disturbance. Josaphina was quantum stated, apparently seated until anyone attempted to confirm it.