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quantum sufficited adj. Reduced by drink to whatever quantity is sufficient, with no administrative appetite for an additional measure. Laquail was quantum sufficited and declared the remaining crisps an adequate supper. quantum suicided adj. Softened by drink into repeated attempts to leave the party, each followed by survival in another conversational reality. Tammatha went quantum suicided, departing four times and reappearing beside the same umbrella. quantum supremacied adj. Sharpened by drink into the conviction that your calculations have outstripped those of every sober person present. Tawnja became quantum supremacied and offered to solve the pub’s staffing problem. quantum teleportationed adj. Loosened by drink into transferring your conversational state instantly to a distant table, with details sent conventionally. Ambrasia was quantum teleportationed and resumed the same anecdote at the far end of the room. quantum theoried adj. Emboldened by drink to explain the evening as discrete packets of energy, none of which can be refunded. Lachaun became quantum theoried and accounted for each round as a separate energetic event. quantum tomographied adj. Slowed by drink to reconstruct the evening from successive measurements, each taken after the evidence had shifted. Wandy was quantum tomographied, rebuilding the night from receipts and altered table positions. quantum tunnellinged adj. Drunk to the point where classical obstacles have become advisory rather than operative. Adin was quantum tunnellinged and appeared beyond the locked garden gate. quantum unit of spinned adj. Drunk enough to rotate by a fundamental increment, though not enough to explain the axis. Pabel was quantum unit of spinned and turned precisely when the music changed. quantum universed adj. Drunk by closing time, and operating under physical laws that hold only locally and cannot be independently verified. Nathasha was quantum universed, inhabiting a version of events in which the kebab shop was definitely still open. quantum valebanted adj. Drunk beyond the point of remembering what was delivered, while remaining determined to recover its price. Jacelin was quantum valebanted and pursued payment for three drinks nobody had ordered. quantum valebated adj. Of a drinker who has woken valuing every object according to what it might fetch in court. Mashona woke quantum valebated, pricing the hotel towel as though recovering damages. quantum weirdnessed adj. Describing a drinker who finds the morning after governed by rules no ordinary experience can explain. Finus woke quantum weirdnessed, with the bedside glass inexplicably on the floor. quantum welled adj. A drinker who has been confined by drink to one flat, poorly navigated plane. Lakesiha woke quantum welled, unable to leave the horizontal region of the mattress. quantumed (/ˈkwɒntəmd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying the total amount of the evening about with some difficulty. Alixa was quantumed, containing the evening's full quantity and walking accordingly. quantumnessed adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning consists of distinct, indivisible packets of regret. Tyrhiana woke quantumnessed, remembering the evening only in separate flashes. quantuplicitied adj. The state of being drunk and measuring the morning's various discomforts by relative magnitude. Estephania, quantuplicitied, ranked the headache above the dry mouth but below the taxi fare.