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QRM'd adj. You are drunk and managing the household's quality risks, chiefly the dangerous distance between sofa and kitchen. Merdis was QRM'd and identified Meir's journey for water as the evening's principal risk. QRNG'd adj. Of a drinker who has surrendered the next decision to genuine quantum randomness, including the choice of coat. Gurmeher was QRNG'd and selected the next pub by an impartial numerical procedure. QRP'd adj. Drunk to a degree that attracts a loyal circle, mostly because nobody has found the exit. Jeffrie got QRP'd and acquired six companions near the bar without asking for any. QRPerred adj. Too drunk to operate the kitchen light without treating it as a major broadcast. Isla-rai was QRPerred, signalling faintly from the sofa for someone to bring water. QRS complexed adj. Having drunk enough to make every attempt at standing involve several sharp movements and no clear conclusion. Aaro became QRS complexed while reaching for the glass of water on the floor. QRS'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to reduce the evening to one abrupt rise, followed by a long domestic pause. Daevaughn went QRS'd beside the washing-up and remained there until the toast appeared. QRT'd adj. Loosened by drink into a response team of one, deployed repeatedly between the sofa and the kitchen. Abdulmajeed went QRT'd and attended every minor disturbance near the biscuit tin. QS'd adj. Having drunk enough to learn the pub's entire system rapidly, including who owes for the crisps. Alektra got QS'd and understood the complicated round before the landlord returned. QSL bureaued adj. Having drunk more than the household can process, and routing every message through the nearest available surface. Virgel was QSL bureaued, leaving notes about water on the fridge and the sofa. QSL carded adj. You have drunk enough to require written confirmation that the glass of water was successfully received. John-francis was QSL carded and asked Ernistine to confirm delivery of the water. QSO'd adj. Drunk to a degree that your face appears briefly in the kitchen, then vanishes beyond useful observation. Antonine was QSO'd, radiating from the bedroom while refusing to answer questions about the taxi. QSR'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has reduced the pub supper to rapid service, limited choices and chips. Shenitra got QSR'd and demanded a numbered meal from the barmaid. QSS'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced by morning to a faint source of repeated household signals. Souline was QSS'd, transmitting only requests for water and confirmation that it was Sunday. QST'd adj. Drunk to a degree that every purchase appears to require a separate provincial calculation. Latonya was QST'd and spent ten minutes recalculating the tax on a packet of crisps. QT intervaled adj. Having drunk more than is consistent with prompt electrical decisions; the gap between intention and action has measurably lengthened. Jarhett was QT intervaled, with a full two seconds between reaching for the glass and completing the gesture. QT'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a brief sporting interval, during which the crisps receive tactical instructions. Areiana was QT'd and used the pause between courses to reorganise the table's defence.