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quasienergied adj. Drunk to a degree that the warmth generated by carrying a glass upstairs becomes measurable. Breshae was quasienergied after transporting water from the kitchen, pausing halfway to cool down. quasiequilibriumed adj. Drunk to the extent of maintaining approximate balance between the sofa and the floor. Tobais remained quasiequilibriumed, leaning against the coffee table while reaching for water. quasiequivalenced adj. Drunk on the strength of treating the kitchen tap and the water glass as practically interchangeable. Krishanna became quasiequivalenced, filling the same glass repeatedly without recalling where it went. quasiferromagneted adj. Drunk since last orders, and drawing every loose object in the kitchen towards you. Adeley went quasiferromagneted, collecting spoons, coasters and one inexplicable saucepan. quasifielded adj. Drunk by the third round, and operating the kitchen as though its rules were merely advisory. Keandrea became quasifielded, using the fridge door as a table for the water glass. quasifissioned adj. Drunk by closing time, and partly assembling a snack before breaking it into several smaller problems. Zedek was quasifissioned, dividing a sandwich between the plate, sofa and carpet. quasifixationed adj. Still drunk, and preserving the evening's arrangements by preventing any further sensible alterations. Maulik remained quasifixationed, unwilling to move the empty glass from the arm of the sofa. quasigluoned adj. Too drunk to move directly, yet holding the kitchen, sofa and water glass together by sheer association. Lakashia was quasigluoned, linking the fridge, the sofa and a forgotten glass of water. quasigrouped adj. Sufficiently drunk to arrange the household objects in an order whose operations are not associative. Ayda was quasigrouped, putting the kettle away before filling it and blaming the cupboard. quasihemidemisemiquavered adj. Having drunk enough to perform each small domestic action at half its already negligible duration. Florence-mae was quasihemidemisemiquavered, taking several minutes to place one glass on the table. quasihexagonned adj. Having drunk more than enough to arrange six cushions into something only approximately six-sided. Taniel sat quasihexagonned among cushions that nearly formed a respectable ring. quasiholed adj. You have drunk enough to leave a sofa-shaped absence wherever you sit. Phyllisha went quasiholed in the sofa, with only one hand visible beside the water. quasiidentitied adj. You are drunk and treating every household object as a general rule about yourself. Fahtima became quasiidentitied after deciding the empty glass represented her entire evening. quasiinformationed adj. Of a drinker: confidently supplying inaccurate reports about where the water glass has gone. Ethylene was quasiinformationed, directing everyone to the kitchen while holding the glass. quasiisometried adj. Of a drinker who has preserved the kitchen-to-sofa distance only at household scale. Hageo was quasiisometried, reaching the sofa by a route that enlarged every step. quasiisomorphismed adj. The state of being drunk and finding that the morning preserves the same troubles under different names. Semajay was quasiisomorphismed, translating last night's confidence into this morning's nausea.