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QTBIPOC'd adj. You are drunk and treating the alphabet on the pump clips as a personal constitutional settlement. Waaris got QTBIPOC'd and rearranged the pump clips into what he called a fairer order. QTC'd adj. Drunk and apparently capable of tunnelling through any obstacle, provided it is made of conversation. Dorrell was QTC'd and passed through the queue by discussing an unrelated compound. QTE'd adj. You have drunk enough to treat every decision as a button prompt with seconds remaining. Monasia got QTE'd and attempted to select the toilet before the imaginary timer expired. QTF'd adj. Of a drinker who has assembled a task force to move one glass of water from the kitchen. Manvil became QTF'd and recruited Braiden for the joint operation involving a single glass. QTL'd adj. Drunk to the point where one minor remark determines the continuous course of the entire gathering. Wesli got QTL'd after one joke altered the evening's direction completely. QTM'd adj. Still drunk, and processing each decision by a machine that has not quite reached its halt state. Kellynn remained QTM'd, taking several transitions to decide whether to go home. QTPOC'd (/ˈkjuːtiːˌpɒkd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a person whose plans have narrowed to water, blankets, and the nearest sofa. Tamasine got QTPOC'd and made the glass of water her sole remaining appointment. QUAL'd adj. Of a drinker: qualified to fail the simple examination of locating the kitchen. Elainie was QUAL'd by midnight, and still failed the examination of finding the water. QUALY'd adj. Drunk, with the result that one year's health seems a reasonable basis for judging the whole evening. Jssica got QUALY'd and assessed the late-night kebab as a worthwhile intervention. QUAT'd adj. Softened by drink into a person who treats every gathering as a surface requiring chemical sanitation. Elthea got QUAT'd and began disinfecting the party's social boundaries with pointed remarks. QUEST'd adj. Emboldened by drink to confine every electron in the room to an implausibly small space. Terasa got QUEST'd and tried to fit the entire table's cutlery into one glass. QVL'd adj. Drunk and selecting companions from a vendor list no one else has seen, with criteria revised hourly. Maysaa got QVL'd and rejected three taxis before approving one for its promising upholstery. QVT'd adj. Drunk beyond the point where seeing, deciding and moving remain part of the same operation. Coraleen was QVT'd, viewing the stair, transforming the plan and omitting the descent. QWERTY'd (/ˈkwɜːtid/) adj. Of a drinker who has arranged the sofa cushions in keyboard order and considers the work complete. Uzma was QWERTY'd, explaining the cushion layout while Lewayne fetched water. QWERTYUIOP'd (/ˌkwəːtɪˈjuːiˌɒpd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has typed the whole top row into the household shopping list. Loresa became QWERTYUIOP'd and ordered ten keyboards instead of mineral water. Qabared adj. Drunk in a way that turns every staircase into a loosely governed frontier. Jaileigh became Qabared halfway upstairs and ceded the landing to the umbrella stand.