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QA'd adj. The state of being drunk and conducting the evening as an interminable exchange of prompts and replies. Hermes became QA'd and supplied answers before anyone had formulated questions. QAC'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a quaternary ammonium cation of the household, positively charged and difficult to remove. Rovin was QAC'd, clinging positively to the sofa despite several practical suggestions. QALY'd (/ˈkwɑlid/) adj. A drinker who has calculated the evening's worth in healthy years and found the sofa preferable to recovery. Jerolene was QALY'd, deciding Eliu's glass of water justified postponing the journey upstairs. QAM'd (/ˌkjuː eɪ ˈɛmd/) adj. Drunk enough to manage the household's standards while misplacing the glasses intended to uphold them. Osnas was QAM'd, supervising Fawne's glass of water from the safest sofa cushion. QAPF diagramed adj. Of a drinker who has classified every stone in the room and assigned each a mineral future. Djamila got QAPF diagramed and reorganised the patio stones by composition. QAPP'd adj. Drunk past the point of forming a project plan for reaching the kitchen and returning with water. Terrian became QAPP'd halfway to the kitchen, where Havin found the abandoned glass. QAR'd adj. Describing a drinker who records each impulsive decision for rapid replay and immediate regret. Janaijah became QAR'd and documented every taxi proposal before rejecting it herself. QAS'd adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the gathering salinated, charged, and unable to settle. Willadean was QAS'd, giving the room an ionic atmosphere nobody could quite discharge. QAU'd adj. Drunk beyond locating the household's quality unit, which appears to be whichever person still has a glass. Berdene got QAU'd and appointed Magdalene the household's sole reliable source of water. QAnonered adj. A drinker who finds a hidden organiser behind every missing coaster and acts on the discovery. Iree got QAnonered and accused the bar staff of rearranging the stools into a message. QAnonsensed (/ˌkjuː əˈnɒnsənsd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that nonsense acquires a structure, a motive and a proposed course of action. Shahrazad became QAnonsensed and linked the empty crisps packet to the cancelled train. Qabared adj. Drunk in a way that turns every staircase into a loosely governed frontier. Jaileigh became Qabared halfway upstairs and ceded the landing to the umbrella stand. Qadarited adj. A drinker who insists the empty glass exercised complete free will in leaving the table. Shyrl was Qadarited, defending the glass that had somehow reached the carpet. Qaddafisted adj. The state of being drunk and issuing confident instructions to a taxi that has already departed. Jessie mae was Qaddafisted when Abdulmalik pointed out that the taxi had left ten minutes earlier. Qadiriyyaed adj. A drinker so far gone that the sofa becomes a private order with its own rules of silence. Jigar was Qadiriyyaed, accepting water only after a solemn pause on the sofa. Qajared adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned the evening into a dynastic succession dispute over the remote. Shanaria was Qajared, passing the remote to herself through three imagined generations.