QB'd
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QB'd adj. Slowed by drink to pass each decision onwards, preferably at considerable distance. Taleiya was QB'd, sending every question across the table before attempting an answer. QBE'd adj. Drunk past the point of following instructions, but still attempting to navigate by example. Jayiah was QBE'd and copied the first person's careful step with disastrous timing.
QBIC'd adj. You are drunk and identifying people by their coats, shoes, and silhouettes rather than their names. Icy was QBIC'd at last orders, selecting the wrong coat by its visual content. QBO'd adj. Drunk and oscillating between opposing directions with a regularity that suggests meteorological significance. Jimmy-lee was QBO'd, alternating between the door and the lavatory at predictable intervals. QBT'd adj. The drunkenness of one who places blind trust in everyone, subject only to increasingly elaborate qualifications. Windale got QBT'd and entrusted the house keys to a man whose name he had just forgotten. QBismed (/ˈkjuː.bɪz.əmd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and assigning personal probabilities to everything said across the table. Huia became QBismed and gave each promise a probability before accepting it. qbitted adj. The drunkenness of one who occupies two possible routes home and commits to neither.