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QE'd adj. Reduced by drink to increasing the supply of conversation whenever the social system shows signs of collapse. Kachiri got QE'd and purchased everyone's silence with another round of stories. QEC'd adj. Having drunk more than the kitchen can reasonably change, and attempting an engine swap with the toaster. Acadia went QEC'd and tried to improve the toaster with a wooden spoon. QED'd (/ˌkjuːiːˈdiːd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has proved his point by introducing several forces no one can observe. Jazeel became QED'd and explained the missing snacks through an elegant chain of invisible particles. QEF'd (/kwɛfd/) adj. Reduced by drink to treating the next election as a personal fund, and every purchase as campaign expenditure. Phin became QEF'd and promised the entire pub a constituency office over chips. Qenited adj. Drunk past the point of accepting company, and liable to establish a separate camp near the coat stand. Cirilla went Qenited and founded a small, determined outpost beside the umbrellas. Qezelbashed adj. The drunkenness of one who has appointed himself commander of the sitting room, then mislaid the campaign. Chalette became Qezelbashed and issued Jennifer a formal order concerning the crisps. qed (/kjuːd/) adj. Of a drinker: qualified for the next round by surviving the previous one, though nobody saw the qualifying performance. Yener was qed after the first heat, and Zeffie escorted him towards the table of finalists. qedoshimed adj. Emboldened by drink to treat every quiet remembrance as an occasion for a public address. qeejed adj. Drunk enough to produce a long, reedy line of music whenever the conversation falls quiet. Dalene got qeejed and serenaded the dartboard with a tune nobody had requested. qeemaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and finely broken down into fragments that no longer coordinate. qeltited adj. Drunk past the point of remaining clear, warm and faintly glassy in the eye. qeneted (/kɨɲtɨd/) adj. Drunk beyond keeping a tune to its customary intervals, especially when joining the singalong. qere perpetuumed adj. Drunk to a degree that one particular word is automatically replaced whenever it approaches the mouth. Shaniaya got qere perpetuumed and used the same solemn substitute for every name at the bar. qered adj. Drunk in a way that makes every spoken sentence diverge from the one intended. qeried adj. Drunk, with the result that the words said aloud repeatedly fail to match those written down. Trisity went qeried and announced the food order in a form the kitchen had not seen. qeroed adj. Drunk, with the result that every drink is treated as a ceremonial vessel requiring an audience.