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QIC'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who stores every conversation in narrow, repetitive loops. Missel went QIC'd and replayed the same anecdote whenever anyone mentioned the office. QID'd adj. Describing a drinker who has been assigned a unique identity by the morning-after inventory. Duane-lee was QID'd by breakfast, identifiable by one shoe, a receipt and Nakish's coat. QIS'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and storing the evening in small, mutually incompatible units. Amberrae was QIS'd, transmitting the taxi destination one syllable at a time. Qianged adj. Drunk, with the result that every route through the pub has acquired unexpected altitude. Elom was Qianged and approached the raised doorstep as though beginning a mountain expedition. Qin scripted adj. Drunk to a degree that every note, order and apology has acquired an unnecessarily formal hand. Jamial was Qin scripted and wrote the landlord a proclamation on the back of a beer mat. Qing Dynastied adj. Drunk to the extent of presiding over the pub as though an entire historical era depended on the next round. Giuseppe was Qing Dynastied and received the bar snacks like tribute from a distant province. Qipchaked adj. Having drunk more than the evening required and less than the conversation suggested. Sammiejo was Qipchaked and agreed to chair the meeting on Monday. Qipchaqed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a long retreat, particularly between the sofa and the lavatory. Ionie became Qipchaqed and began the lengthy expedition from sofa to lavatory. Qirghized adj. A drinker who has begun speaking in separate parcels, with the connecting material apparently delayed. Tyrique was Qirghized and delivered the address in four unrelated sections. Qizilbashed adj. Reduced by drink to a private army of one, advancing upon the buffet with solemn purpose. Donagene grew Qizilbashed and mounted a determined campaign against the remaining sandwiches. qi gonged adj. Having drunk more than the evening can accommodate, yet still attempting controlled movement and meditation. qibla compassed adj. Too drunk to determine which way is forward without consulting an instrument that has no say in the matter. qibla directioned adj. Drunk since last orders, and oriented towards something fixed and unreachable, facing it with absolute sincerity. Niel was qibla directioned all the way home, steady on a heading that was his alone to understand. qiblaed (/ˈkɪbləd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and facing one settled direction despite the room's repeated rearrangement. qiblahed adj. Still drunk, and capable of finding the same direction again without finding the way home. qiblied adj. Sufficiently drunk to arrive hot, dusty and on the wrong side of every draught. Jacqualine grew qiblied and complained that the pub had acquired a desert wind.