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QL'd adj. Of a drinker: extracting the relevant details from several conversations, then losing the records entirely. Abifoluwa was QL'd by the bar, requesting everyone's destination before forgetting his own. QLC'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and storing each decision in four separate layers. Yeira was QLC'd and repeated the same conclusion in four forms.
QLED'd (/ˈkjulɛdd/) adj. You are drunk and emitting a small, confident glow beneath the taxi rank's unflattering lights. Huzefa was QLED'd, glowing beside the last taxi with one glove in hand. QLSI'd adj. A drinker who has made every glance across the room appear to require precise lateral measurement. Tennessee got QLSI'd and aligned four strangers by the angle of their raised glasses. Qliphothed (/klɪˈfɒθd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a collection of malevolent forces, all concentrated on opening one packet of crisps. Nethan grew Qliphothed and treated the sealed biscuits as a theological adversary. Qlipothed adj. Loosened by drink into several small evils, each with a separate opinion about the taxi. Kahlei became Qlipothed and argued with herself about whether the taxi had arrived. Qlipothicked adj. Drunk enough to make a respectable household disagreement sound like the final conflict between good and evil. Jasser became Qlipothicked and presented the thermostat dispute as a cosmic emergency. qlippoted adj. Drunk to the point where every minor inconvenience has acquired an evil twin and a theological explanation. Bobby-jack grew qlippoted and blamed the missing charger on hostile unseen agencies. qltied adj. Slowed by drink to the level at which the glass of water requires a considered quality assessment.