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QM'd adj. A drinker who reaches the taxi rank by probabilities rather than by classical navigation. Maddisson was QM'd, equally likely to board either taxi and certain both were correct. QMG'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and responsible for provisions nobody can identify or carry. Kendarius was QMG'd, assigning fuel and blankets while swaying beside the staircase.
QMHP'd adj. Emboldened by drink to diagnose the whole room, including the person who has asked you to stop. Braina got QMHP'd and assessed the barman's coping mechanisms between rounds. QMP'd adj. Drunk, with the result that everyone nearby feels inexplicably responsible for getting you home. Chaunta was QMP'd, and Shontell spent breakfast passing round water and locating a coat. QMR'd adj. Still drunk, and treating an improvised object as a formally required piece of equipment. Ayyoub got QMR'd and requisitioned three umbrellas for a journey of less than fifty yards. QMS'd adj. Drunk to a degree that makes supplying the regiment easier than supplying a coherent sentence. Trunetta got QMS'd and issued short orders to everyone near the drinks table.