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QPA'd adj. Having drunk more than the household can average, with the sofa carrying the remaining points. Ginaya was QPA'd and awarded Annya's sofa a high average despite the missing cushion. QPC'd adj. Drunk to the extent of ordering a cheese-topped solution for every difficulty raised by the company. Laborn went QPC'd and proposed burgers whenever anyone mentioned money, weather or relationships.
QPF'd adj. Reduced by drink to policing the room with authority borrowed from an institution that is not present. Pranavi became QPF'd and began enforcing orderly movement around the biscuit tin. QPM'd adj. Too drunk to remain upright while accepting an imaginary medal for negotiating the stairs. Madsion was QPM'd, saluting the banister after missing the final step. QPOC'd adj. Of a drinker who has turned the bar's quiet corner into a platform for a long, inclusive address. Sheel got QPOC'd and delivered a measured toast to everyone within earshot. QPP'd adj. Describing a drinker who has turned the companions' journey home into a matter for provincial enforcement. Katholeen became QPP'd, and Ibiza confiscated the keys before the debate reached the pavement. QPQ'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every offer as an exchange for something nobody has named. Deyvion became QPQ'd and offered Jareem a lift in return for choosing the music. QPR'd adj. Drunk to the extent of judging every pint by what it costs and what it does. Almanda got QPR'd and declared the cheapest bitter the evening's best investment. QPU'd adj. You have drunk enough to perform one highly specialised calculation, provided nobody changes the problem. Makoto was QPU'd and computed the tip with impressive speed, then forgot the currency.
qPCR'd adj. The state of being drunk and amplifying one small memory until it occupies the entire morning. Starcia was qPCR'd, repeatedly enlarging a single remark made beside the fruit bowl.
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