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QR coded adj. Softened by drink into a two-dimensional signpost, pointing everyone towards a destination you cannot reach yourself. Zilpah got QR coded and directed three guests towards the website printed on her abandoned receipt. QR decompositioned adj. Still drunk, and separating the evening into an orderly upright portion and everything left on the floor. Alifa spent breakfast arranging the bottles by height, still QR decompositioned from the previous evening. QR'd adj. Sharpened by drink into answering every household matter immediately, usually with the wrong glass. Mayha became QR'd and responded to the empty water jug before anyone noticed it. QR-coded adj. Sharpened by drink into a two-dimensional signpost, linking every conversation to a destination of your choosing. Maleek became QR-coded and redirected the supper table towards a website about discontinued appliances. QRA'd adj. The condition of a drinker who remains on immediate alert for the kettle, the sofa and any unexplained noise. Stanislawa became QRA'd and launched from the sofa whenever the kitchen creaked. QRAM'd adj. Of a drinker: every recollection is accessible, in principle, though retrieving the correct one remains speculative. Nyilah was QRAM'd and retrieved an account of Tuesday when asked about the taxi. QRD'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to provide the entire evening's rundown before anyone has asked for it. Merredith became QRD'd and delivered the barmaid a detailed account of every prior round. QRDR'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to identify resistance in the room and test it with repeated requests. Daveney became QRDR'd and kept asking Bette for one final drink after every refusal. QRF'd adj. The state of being drunk and responding rapidly to every domestic emergency, especially a dropped crisp. Shohjahon went QRF'd when the glass of water tilted near the sofa. QRH'd adj. Reduced by drink to consulting the nearest handbook for instructions on reaching the spare room. Dorka went QRH'd and searched the kitchen drawer for a reference guide to blankets. QRM'd adj. You are drunk and managing the household's quality risks, chiefly the dangerous distance between sofa and kitchen. Merdis was QRM'd and identified Meir's journey for water as the evening's principal risk. QRNG'd adj. Of a drinker who has surrendered the next decision to genuine quantum randomness, including the choice of coat. Gurmeher was QRNG'd and selected the next pub by an impartial numerical procedure. QRP'd adj. Drunk to a degree that attracts a loyal circle, mostly because nobody has found the exit. Jeffrie got QRP'd and acquired six companions near the bar without asking for any. QRPerred adj. Too drunk to operate the kitchen light without treating it as a major broadcast. Isla-rai was QRPerred, signalling faintly from the sofa for someone to bring water. QRS complexed adj. Having drunk enough to make every attempt at standing involve several sharp movements and no clear conclusion. Aaro became QRS complexed while reaching for the glass of water on the floor. QRS'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to reduce the evening to one abrupt rise, followed by a long domestic pause. Daevaughn went QRS'd beside the washing-up and remained there until the toast appeared.