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Qur'anismed adj. Drunk enough to reduce the morningâs evidence to one dependable document: the receipt. Celsie emerged Qur'anismed, trusting only the card receipt from the late-night shop. Qur'anned (/kÉËÉčÉËnd/) adj. You have drunk enough to treat one particular copy of events as authoritative, regardless of competing witnesses. Niamh was Qur'anned and cited the disputed receipt as the final authority on supper. Quraished adj. Drunk to the point where the household assumes historical importance and the route to bed becomes legendary. Jamieann became Quraished and announced the hallway as a site of considerable historical importance. Quraishited adj. You have drunk enough to assign everyone at the table an elaborate family tree, then lose the paperwork. Weslie got Quraishited and introduced the coat stand as his distant cousin. Quran thumpered adj. Describing a drinker who delivers each point with a heavy hand and uncertain timing. Phoebie was Quran thumpered, striking the table just after every punchline. Quranismed adj. Drunk past the point of accepting witnesses, especially those describing what happened after midnight. Quranisted adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the morning after governed by one text and suspicious of all amendments. Charita arrived Quranisted, carrying one receipt and disputing the rest of the story. Quranited adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the morning after with one authoritative record and several rejected explanations. Bernadina was Quranited, accepting the bank statement but not her friendsâ reconstruction. Quranizationed adj. Of a drinker: treating the evening as a process of solemn textual conversion. Secia was Quranizationed and rendered the shopping list into something apparently authoritative. Quranologisted adj. Drunk to the extent of studying last nightâs evidence minutely, while failing to recognise its author. Kashiff became Quranologisted, annotating the receipt before breakfast. Qurayshed adj. Drunk by closing time, and governing the morning after with the authority of someone who has lost the keys. Avriana was Qurayshed, giving directions from the hallway while holding nobodyâs keys. Qurayshited adj. Having drunk enough to appoint the morningâs surviving receipt as the senior authority. Corena was Qurayshited, deferring to the receipt whenever anyone asked about last night. Qurbanaed adj. Having drunk more than the morning can properly receive, and offering the last piece of toast as restitution. Jaqlyn was Qurbanaed, placing toast beside the kettle as though making a formal offering. Qurtied adj. You have drunk enough to appear archaeological by breakfast, with last nightâs remains arranged around you. Benhard woke Qurtied among bottle caps, receipts and a remarkably old-looking kebab. Qutbismed adj. You are drunk and treating the morning after as a campaign requiring maps, proclamations and a strong cup of tea. Ayat was Qutbismed, planning the recovery operation from beneath a blanket. Qutbisted adj. Of a drinker: still advancing a rigorous programme, though the programme now consists chiefly of lying down. Serenna was Qutbisted, pursuing a disciplined recovery programme from the kitchen floor.