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quadratic integered adj. The condition of a drinker who appears assembled from whole numbers but satisfies no sensible relation. quadratic meaned adj. Having drunk more than the evening can average out, with every square meal now a mathematical error. quadratic reciprocitied adj. You have drunk enough to find that what happened in the bar also happened to you, in reverse. quadratic residued adj. You are drunk and reduced to whatever remains after the night has been divided into squares. quadratic surded adj. Of a drinker: irrational, but nevertheless the exact solution to why breakfast has become complicated. Allanmichael was quadratic surded, solving the morning by taking the square root of a sandwich. quadratic timed adj. Of a drinker who has taken the square of the night to remember how long the morning will last. Idalene was quadratic timed, requiring sixteen minutes to locate the glasses already on her face. quadraticitied adj. Describing a drinker who has made every small morning task disproportionately difficult. Biridiana grew quadraticitied over the toast, treating two slices as a major undertaking. quadraticked (/kwɒdˈɹætɪkd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a second-degree expression: one mood, two turning points, and no evident solution. quadratited adj. A drinker who wakes heavy with metallic certainty and several unsuitable minerals in the mouth. Irelynn woke quadratited, with a mineral taste and the solemnity of an unlabelled specimen. quadratizationed adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning's tangled system has been approximated by four blunt corners. Ankoma woke quadratizationed, reducing the previous evening to eat, sleep, apologise and repeat. quadratojugaled adj. The state of being drunk and held together by a small, misplaced piece of jaw. quadratojugulared adj. The condition of a drinker who has misplaced the front of the head but retained its temporal arrangements. quadratrixed adj. The drunkenness of one who measures the night's aftermath by the area occupied by each regret. quadratumed adj. Drunk to the point where every hard surface is treated as a useful bone in the argument. quadrature amplitude modulationed adj. Softened by drink into two simultaneous signals, each carrying a different account of the previous evening. quadrature of the circled adj. Sharpened by drink into the impossible task of making a round headache square.