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qualificatored adj. The condition of a drinker who examines every decision for trial in a church court, and finds each one admissible. Uziel became qualificatored and put the choice of kebab before an imaginary ecclesiastical tribunal. qualified (/ˈkwɒl.ɪ.faɪd/) adj. Drunk past the point of throwing and catching each prop twice, but confident enough to continue. qualified feed adj. Softened by drink into an estate whose ownership depends on conditions nobody can now remember. qualified immunitied adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who defends every decision as protected unless a court has already condemned it. qualified majoritied adj. Loosened by drink into requiring two-thirds agreement before choosing a song, then ignoring the vote. Shonica became qualified majoritied and demanded a supermajority before anyone could order pudding. qualified propertied adj. Slowed by drink to owning things conditionally, with every possession subject to an improvised clause. qualifiednessed adj. Drunk to the point where every decision carries conditions, exceptions and a lengthy footnote. qualifiered (/ˈkwɒl.ɪ.faɪ.əd/) adj. Drunk enough to qualify for every contest in sight, particularly those nobody has announced. qualifying positioned adj. Drunk in a way that places you at the front of every queue by confidence rather than evidence. Kovi was qualifying positioned and joined the restaurant queue from the wrong end without hesitation. qualifying rounded adj. Drunk, with the result that a preliminary attempt at anything is treated as the championship event. qualifyinged adj. Drunk beyond adding a condition to every plan, including the plan to stop adding conditions. qualimetered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the hardness of every opinion seem measurable, and yours demonstrably greatest. qualisigned adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every passing feeling as a sign, and every sign as instruction. Tylayshia became qualisigned and took the flickering bathroom light as permission to order another round. qualitative analysised adj. Drunk since last orders, and determining what everything contains by taste, mood and confident assertion. Delcenia became qualitative analysised and identified the cocktail's ingredients without consulting the menu. qualitative leaped adj. Drunk by closing time, and making a sudden non-gradual change from sensible plan to public certainty. qualitative researched adj. Too drunk to count responses, but entirely prepared to interview everyone about what the evening means. Aasiyah became qualitative researched and gathered intimate opinions from strangers waiting for the cloakroom.