quandanged
quanneted

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quandanged adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned pleasantly woody, fruit-scented and difficult to hurry. quandaried (/ˈkwɒn.də.ɹid/) adj. A drinker who cannot decide between another round and the taxi home.
quandied adj. Too drunk to distinguish a dignified waterfowl from the coat floating beside you. quandled adj. The state of being drunk and treating every question as though its answer were itself. quandong nutted adj. Sharpened by drink into a person with a fruity exterior and a distinctly hard centre. quandong stoned adj. Still drunk, and treating every nut as a formal engineering problem before reaching for a stone. Camario spent ten minutes designing a cracking procedure for a pistachio, quite quandong stoned. quandonged (/ˈkwandɒŋd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a small, soft fruit with a hard centre of opinion. quandraried adj. A drinker so far gone that choosing between crisps and peanuts becomes a matter of perplexity. Melissasue was quandraried at the bar, unable to choose between crisps and peanuts. quanfaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to reduce an ancient martial discipline to a slow dispute with a cushion. quangocracied (/kwaŋˌɡɒkɹəsid/) adj. You have drunk enough to place every household decision in the hands of an unelected committee. Dakayden became quangocracied and appointed three neighbours to choose his sandwich. quangocrated adj. You are drunk and advocating independent authorities for matters previously settled by common sense. Sayden grew quangocrated and proposed a statutory body to regulate the biscuits. quangoed (/kwæŋ.ɡəʊd/) adj. Having drunk more than the government intended, and now operating independently of the evening. quangoismed adj. Of a drinker: convinced that every personal decision should be financed publicly and made at arm’s length. Hartsell became quangoismed and sought external governance for his choice of kebab. quangoizationed adj. Of a drinker who has converted each private impulse into a semi-independent administrative body. quangolanded adj. Describing a drinker who has entered a vast, self-governing realm where every snack has a statutory purpose. Jalica became quangolanded and demanded licensing for the communal peanuts.
quanneted adj. A drinker who handles every household task as though smoothing timber with an archaic plane.