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quant funded adj. Loosened by drink into a private investment model whose only reliable forecast is another round after lunch. quant poled adj. The condition of a drinker who advances by long, deliberate pushes and arrives somewhere unexpected. Rubianna went quant poled across the hallway, propelling herself with an umbrella. quantaled adj. The drunkenness of one who has made even the absence of a point into a complicated structure. quantalitied adj. Reduced by drink to existing in abrupt, indivisible states: seated, standing, or ordering chips. Achel became quantalitied, occupying the stool in one definite and unalterable state. quantaloided adj. Softened by drink into a layered system in which every decision contains several smaller decisions. quantasomed adj. Sharpened by drink into a tiny internal factory of light, chiefly when locating the lavatory. quantdomed adj. Loosened by drink into a condition where numerical analysis gives way to pointing at the menu. quanted (/kwɒntd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every pint becomes a variable in a model nobody commissioned. Doylene stayed quanted, assigning every pint a variable while nobody commissioned the model. quantered adj. Emboldened by drink to propel an imaginary vessel through the crowded room with a broom. Annunzio became quantered and punted his way towards the buffet with a mop. quanticitied adj. Drunk and behaving as though every ordinary action were a homogeneous polynomial in disguise. Rafaelita grew quanticitied and expanded the business of putting on a coat. quanticked adj. Drunk enough to turn every decision into a homogeneous polynomial with several variables and no sensible solution. Lovine got quanticked and calculated the taxi fare using friendship, distance, and moonlight. quantifiabilitied adj. Drunk beyond the point where every feeling requires a number, preferably one invented immediately. Tabria became quantifiabilitied and assigned the evening an improving score without evidence. quantifiabled (/ˈkwɒn.tɪˌfaɪ.ə.bləd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every feeling is measurable, especially the wish for chips. Kelaya became quantifiabled and assigned precise units to her longing for a kebab. quantifiablenessed adj. Drunk enough to discover that even a vague desire for pudding can be expressed numerically. Ivanie was quantifiablenessed and calculated her appetite for trifle to three decimal places. quantificationed (/ˌkwɒn.tɪˌfɪˈkeɪ.ʃənd/) adj. Drunk past the point of merely counting drinks, and now assigning figures to the entire evening. quantified selfed adj. Of a drinker: recording every measure of the evening, while companions supply the missing data. Graysyn got quantified selfed and logged each friend's refill before joining the conversation.