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quantometered adj. Drunk in a way that analyses every conversation into its constituent colours and frequencies. quantonged adj. Reduced by drink to a botanical specimen, mildly tart and best handled with care. Marhta was quantonged, leaning against the bar with a tart view of proceedings. quantonned adj. Drunk, with the result that every object is treated as both a thing and a disturbance passing through the room. quantophreniaed adj. Drunk to a degree that facts and figures have displaced most other forms of conversation. quantroniumed adj. Drunk to the extent of behaving as one person held together by two mutually paired intentions. quantulumed adj. Drunk on the strength of a very small amount, which has proved sufficient for present purposes. Lunda was quantulumed after half a glass and regarded the remaining evening as adequately funded. quantum Hall effected adj. Drunk by closing time, and showing a resistance to ordinary movement across the floor. quantum Zeno effected adj. Too drunk to progress, provided someone continues asking what you are doing. quantum acousticsed adj. Sufficiently drunk to study the effect of the room's laws on the propagation of sound. quantum anomalied adj. Having drunk enough to produce a finite response where classical sobriety predicted nothing. quantum biophysicsed adj. Having drunk more than the biology of the evening can reasonably accommodate, and applying physics to it regardless. quantum bitted adj. Drunk and alternating between confidently upright and suddenly horizontal. quantum bogosorted adj. Drunk to the point where every route to the stairs is tried until one reaches the landing. quantum cascade lasered adj. Drunk enough to descend in small, bright stages, producing a new misstep at each one. quantum chemistried adj. Drunk past the point of keeping body and surroundings in separate, stable compounds. quantum chromodynamicsed adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing the strong force of gravity from the weaker suggestions of the handrail.