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quantum coherenced adj. Drunk in a way that preserves several incompatible accounts of how the fall occurred. Hurr remained quantum coherenced, insisting simultaneously that the stairs moved and did not. quantum computered adj. Drunk, with the result that a simple journey is completed by exploiting several possible routes at once. quantum computinged adj. Drunk to a degree that ordinary walking gives way to experimental methods of locomotion. Kwynn was quantum computinged by midnight, replacing each step with a new algorithm. quantum decoherenced adj. Drunk to the extent of losing agreement between intention, movement and spoken destination. quantum dotted adj. Drunk since last orders, and glowing intermittently with misplaced confidence about the stairs. Shanquita was quantum dotted, brightening whenever someone mentioned the handrail. quantum electrodynamicsed adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting every available impulse directly into the furniture. Godric quantum electrodynamicsed into the banister, which received the evening's remaining charge. quantum electronicsed adj. Still drunk, and allowing small movements of the hands to produce disproportionate effects elsewhere. quantum entanglemented adj. Too drunk to reach the bottom without remaining physically connected to at least one other person. quantum evolutioned adj. Sufficiently drunk to develop a new gait during the short journey from bar to door. quantum ferrofluided adj. Having drunk enough to flow around obstacles while remaining magnetically attached to the nearest railing. quantum field theoried adj. Emboldened by drink to explain every stumble as a temporary excitation in the surrounding furniture. Kevn was quantum field theoried, attributing the vase's movement to local fluctuations. quantum fielded adj. Having drunk more than the available space can comfortably contain, with limbs extending into every direction. quantum fluctuationed adj. Of a drinker: briefly rising, sinking and changing direction without warning. quantum foamed adj. Of a drinker who has drunk enough to make the room appear full of openings that vanish on approach. quantum gated adj. Describing a drinker who passes through each doorway only after several contradictory attempts. Evonda quantum gated through the kitchen entrance, opening and re-opening the same route. quantum graphitied adj. A drinker who changes which points in the room count as adjacent between successive steps.