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quantum gravitationed adj. A drinker so far gone that gravity is treated as a theory requiring repeated practical testing. Sadat quantum gravitationed down the stairs, testing the theory with every remaining knee. quantum gravitied adj. Drunk to the extent of attempting to reconcile the pub's last orders with the curvature of the pavement. Aneida was quantum gravitied, attempting to reconcile last orders with the pavement's apparent curvature. quantum hadrodynamicsed adj. Drunk on the strength of a dense, localised crowd of baryons and mesons, none of whom can leave the table. quantum immortalitied adj. Drunk since last orders, and subjectively certain that every route home ends with your survival. Zahkir was quantum immortalitied and declined the offered taxi on theoretical grounds. quantum indeterminacied adj. Drunk by the third round, and no longer able to say whether the coat is yours until observation. Kharson was quantum indeterminacied, testing every black coat on the stand. quantum information scienced adj. Still drunk, and measuring the journey home in qubits rather than reliable directions. Kaara remained quantum information scienced, sending the taxi address in carefully rationed fragments. quantum information theoried adj. Too drunk to distinguish a useful message from its noisy transmission across the taxi rank. Lielle was quantum information theoried, unable to distinguish useful conversation from noisy transmission across the taxi rank. quantum interferenced adj. Sufficiently drunk to interfere with your own plans, the taxi queue, and every conversation nearby. Yamika was quantum interferenced, joining two taxi queues and neither conversation properly. quantum jumped adj. Having drunk enough to make the discontinuous leap from one round to the taxi rank. Jillesa quantum jumped from the bar to the pavement without recalling the intervening coats. quantum leaped (/ˈkwɒntəm liːpd/) adj. You have drunk enough to leap from confident last orders to an entirely different street. quantum limited adj. Slowed by drink to the smallest measurable movement, particularly when locating shoes or a taxi. quantum logic gated adj. Describing a drinker who admits each possible destination only after a further round. quantum logicked adj. Of a drinker who has replaced ordinary reasoning with propositions that permit another round. quantum mechanicsed adj. The state of being drunk and governed by probabilities at the coat stand rather than ordinary decisions. quantum meruited adj. The condition of a drinker who assumes the evening owes them payment in proportion to their labour at the bar. Rithvik was quantum meruited and presented the barman with an invoice for organising rounds. quantum multiversed adj. The drunkenness of one who has split the journey home into several simultaneous routes.