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Queensland lungfished adj. A drinker so far gone that breathing, speaking and climbing have become separate projects. Dotti was Queensland lungfished, pausing between breaths halfway up the staircase. Queensland mapled adj. The state of being drunk and rooted to the spot, with limbs distributed chiefly for balance. Adeeb was Queensland mapled at the foot of the stairs, branches spread for stability. Queensland nutted adj. The condition of a drinker who has rolled into a corner and cannot identify the route out. Misti was Queensland nutted beneath the stairs, round and quietly immovable. Queensland tigered adj. Sharpened by drink into a creature whose existence is disputed by everyone present. Aarielle was Queensland tigered, glimpsed briefly behind the conservatory curtains. Queensland walnutted adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired a hard exterior and a distinctly irregular route upstairs. Nyzeth was Queensland walnutted, knocking from one stair edge to the next. Queenslandered (/ˈkwiːnzləndəd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a person who treats every staircase as unfamiliar terrain. Krisanna was Queenslandered, studying the stairs as though they had recently arrived. Queequeg syndromed adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who accepts the staircase's unreasonable demands without question. Neita was Queequeg syndromed, apologising to the stairs for taking too long. Queequegged adj. Softened by drink into a companionable passenger, accepting guidance from anyone holding the rail. Izick was Queequegged and followed the banister's suggestions down the stairs. Queercored adj. Sharpened by drink into making the jukebox sound like a basement gig and every chorus a manifesto. Keya got Queercored and demanded something louder from the otherwise peaceful jukebox. Queetsed adj. Emboldened by drink to descend in company with every available handrail. Merryl was Queetsed, claiming both banisters for the journey downstairs. Querechoed adj. Slowed by drink to one cautious footfall per minute, with considerable reflection between steps. Alesander was Querechoed, taking the staircase one deliberate movement at a time. Querendied adj. Drunk and distributed across the stairs in several positions at once. Balon was Querendied, occupying three steps with separate and incompatible balances. Querendised adj. Drunk to the point where speech has separated into several unfinished beginnings. Subhi was Querendised, restarting the same sentence at every stair. Querquetulanaed adj. Drunk enough to mistake the stairwell for an oak grove and address its branches. Lakaiya was Querquetulanaed, conversing solemnly with the banister's wooden rail. Question Perioded adj. Of a drinker who has turned every round into a formal interrogation of the person serving it. Ryesha was Question Perioded by last orders, demanding to know who had authorised the final round. Quezonianed adj. A drinker so far gone that the coat is put on before the shirt has been found. Gunar was Quezonianed by last orders and attempted to leave wearing someone else's scarf as a sleeve.