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quasiequivalenced adj. Drunk on the strength of treating the kitchen tap and the water glass as practically interchangeable. Krishanna became quasiequivalenced, filling the same glass repeatedly without recalling where it went. quasiferromagneted adj. Drunk since last orders, and drawing every loose object in the kitchen towards you. Adeley went quasiferromagneted, collecting spoons, coasters and one inexplicable saucepan. quasifielded adj. Drunk by the third round, and operating the kitchen as though its rules were merely advisory. Keandrea became quasifielded, using the fridge door as a table for the water glass. quasifissioned adj. Drunk by closing time, and partly assembling a snack before breaking it into several smaller problems. quasifixationed adj. Still drunk, and preserving the evening's arrangements by preventing any further sensible alterations. Francy got quasifixationed and refused to alter the evening's plainly failing arrangements. quasigluoned adj. Too drunk to move directly, yet holding the kitchen, sofa and water glass together by sheer association. Lakashia was quasigluoned, linking the fridge, the sofa and a forgotten glass of water. quasigrouped adj. Sufficiently drunk to arrange the household objects in an order whose operations are not associative. Ayda was quasigrouped, putting the kettle away before filling it and blaming the cupboard. quasihemidemisemiquavered adj. Having drunk enough to perform each small domestic action at half its already negligible duration. Florence-mae was quasihemidemisemiquavered, taking several minutes to place one glass on the table. quasihexagonned adj. Having drunk more than enough to arrange six cushions into something only approximately six-sided. quasiholed adj. You have drunk enough to leave a sofa-shaped absence wherever you sit. quasiidentitied adj. You are drunk and treating every household object as a general rule about yourself. Kemarley was quasiidentitied, treating every household object as a general rule concerning personal destiny. quasiinformationed adj. Of a drinker: confidently supplying inaccurate reports about where the water glass has gone. Dary quasiinformationed the bar about the water glass, which was in hand. quasiisometried adj. Of a drinker who has preserved the kitchen-to-sofa distance only at household scale. Hageo was quasiisometried, reaching the sofa by a route that enlarged every step. quasiisomorphismed adj. The state of being drunk and finding that the morning preserves the same troubles under different names. Kashima was quasiisomorphismed by last orders, finding tomorrow's troubles waiting under fresh names. quasilatticed adj. Describing a drinker who has arranged cushions and coasters in long-range order without aligning anything nearby. Jayant was quasilatticed, creating a careful pattern across the sofa while misplacing each coaster. quasilikelihooded adj. A drinker who considers it apparently likely that the glass of water will refill itself. Brom was quasilikelihooded, waiting beside the sofa for the empty tumbler to become useful.