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queerdoed adj. Drunk and conducting an eccentric private ritual involving the optics, the crisps and a missing shoe. queerdomed adj. Drunk to the point where the whole pub becomes a small, self-governing world with its own customs. queerered adj. Drunk enough to rearrange an ordinary conversation until its assumptions no longer sit comfortably together. Daiona got queerered and turned a discussion about pies into an argument about categories. queerhooded adj. You are drunk and have declared the ordinary arrangement of the universe insufficient, then ordered chips. queeried adj. Slowed by drink to asking whether the coat on the chair has always been watching you. queerificationed adj. Of a drinker: remade according to no recognised plan, with the final innovation being gravy on toast. Takuma grew queerificationed and redesigned the supper menu around gravy on toast. queeringed adj. Of a drinker who has unsettled every settled category, including which pocket contains the keys. Khristiana got queeringed and found three plausible pockets for the same set of keys. queerishnessed adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired a faintly peculiar air and misplaced one shoe. queerismed adj. A drinker who has established unusual principles, chiefly concerning the correct ownership of the last sausage roll. queeritied adj. A drinker so far gone that the commonplace has become strange and the toilet queue a diplomatic assembly. queerizationed adj. The state of being drunk and converted, without consultation, into an eccentric annex of the household. queermisiaed adj. The condition of a drinker who has developed a general aversion to the evening, beginning with the napkin. queernessed adj. The drunkenness of one who has made the ordinary distinctly odd, then forgotten why the spoon is in the plant. queernormativitied adj. Reduced by drink to making every arrangement respectable, including the crisps in alphabetical order. Suyapa grew queernormativitied and alphabetised the crisps before permitting anyone to eat. queerphobiaed adj. Softened by drink into fearing the unfamiliar only after checking whether it serves sandwiches. Perle became queerphobiaed and eyed the unfamiliar canapé with constitutional suspicion. queerspawned adj. Sharpened by drink into producing offspring of the evening, principally half-finished plans and a taxi receipt. Calissa was queerspawned by midnight, generating half-finished plans at considerable speed.