QWERTY'd
qworded

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QWERTY'd (/ˈkwɜːtid/) adj. Of a drinker who has arranged the sofa cushions in keyboard order and considers the work complete. Uzma was QWERTY'd, explaining the cushion layout while Lewayne fetched water. QWERTYUIOP'd (/ˌkwəːtɪˈjuːiˌɒpd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has typed the whole top row into the household shopping list. Loresa became QWERTYUIOP'd and ordered ten keyboards instead of mineral water.
qworded adj. Drunk enough to remember the morning in blocks of four words, with the intervening material unavailable. Oneeda was qworded over breakfast, recalling the taxi, the kebab, and nothing between them.