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R-12'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and dispersing confidently into every available doorway. Jermane got R-12'd and announced the coat cupboard as his chosen exit. R-22'd adj. Still drunk, and cooling every proposal until it becomes an unsuitable plan. Tomecka was R-22'd and insisted the balcony was the ideal place for breakfast.
R-23'd adj. Too drunk to recognise that very low temperatures are not improved by removing your coat. Jaelle got R-23'd and stored her jacket in the freezer for safekeeping. R-EPOCH'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to administer a complicated course of treatment to a minor social inconvenience. Anessah got R-EPOCH'd and prescribed six rounds for a disagreement about chips. R-R'd adj. Drunk to a degree that makes an ordinary hatchback seem beneath the dignity of the journey. Abdulwahid became R-R'd and inspected the taxi as though it had arrived from a private garage. R-bombed adj. Having drunk enough to deploy a shocking word beginning with R, then defend its precision. Nayela got R-bombed and used the forbidden word to describe a slow queue. R-bombinged adj. Having drunk more than judgement permits, and leaving every message read but unanswered. Delmarie got R-bombinged and silently opened three increasingly concerned messages. R-colored adj. You have drunk enough to pronounce every vowel with a conspicuously lowered third formant. Eylah got R-colored and made the word ‘car’ last through two traffic lights. R-coloured adj. You are drunk and colouring every vowel with an unnecessary American curl. Iftu became R-coloured and gave the village name an elaborate retroflex ending. R-coloured vowelled adj. Drunk to the point where every vowel has acquired a softened trailing edge that was not there at the start of the evening. Rosettia came back from the bar thoroughly R-coloured vowelled, her requests increasingly approximate. R-expressioned adj. Of a drinker who has begun identifying strangers with the confidence of a census. Marven got R-expressioned and labelled every passenger by an invented full name. R-moduled adj. Describing a drinker who lets every social action operate on the same abelian group. Danald got R-moduled and applied the same cheerful response to congratulations and complaints. R-n-R'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a rhythm section, and making architectural decisions accordingly. Sylina got R-n-R'd and moved the speaker into the centre of the dining room. R-pentominoed adj. A drinker who arranges five unrelated objects into a shape believed to solve the evening. Larencia got R-pentominoed and fitted five chairs together across the doorway. R-slurred adj. Drunk to the extent of using a forbidden label for ordinary incompetence, then regretting it over tea. Yolonda was R-slurred at midnight and apologised for it repeatedly while waiting for the kettle.
R-treed adj. A drinker so far gone that nearby objects are grouped by location, however inaccurately. Simpson got R-treed and sorted the guests according to their distance from the crisps.
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