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R acided adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning after has crystallised into a bright, stubborn residue. Duuana woke R acided, leaving a brilliant ring on the bedside glass. R and R'd adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every chorus as an invitation to rock and roll. Shander got R and R'd and attempted a solo beside the fruit machine. R monthed adj. The state of being drunk and discovering that every month with an r has arrived at once in the throat. Zorawar woke R monthed, requiring water through September, October and the rest of winter. R numbered adj. Drunk in a way that gives each susceptible bystander a reasonable chance of catching the conversation. Jacoba was R numbered, infecting three tables with the same account of her afternoon. R slurred adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a prohibited description seem, regrettably, like the shortest available one. Serica became R slurred after breakfast, then spent the afternoon replacing the phrase with increasingly awkward alternatives. R'n'B'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has combined a tender hangover with a bass line from the neighbour’s kitchen. Sayuri was R'n'B'd by breakfast, swaying gently while the blender supplied the lower register. R'n'R'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced the pavement requires a rock-and-roll entrance. Rd got R'n'R'd and vaulted the kerb instead of using the crossing. R-12'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and dispersing confidently into every available doorway. Jermane got R-12'd and announced the coat cupboard as his chosen exit. R-22'd adj. Still drunk, and cooling every proposal until it becomes an unsuitable plan. Tomecka was R-22'd and insisted the balcony was the ideal place for breakfast. R-23'd adj. Too drunk to recognise that very low temperatures are not improved by removing your coat. Jaelle got R-23'd and stored her jacket in the freezer for safekeeping. R-EPOCH'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to administer a complicated course of treatment to a minor social inconvenience. Anessah got R-EPOCH'd and prescribed six rounds for a disagreement about chips. R-R'd adj. Drunk to a degree that makes an ordinary hatchback seem beneath the dignity of the journey. Abdulwahid became R-R'd and inspected the taxi as though it had arrived from a private garage. R-bombed adj. Having drunk enough to deploy a shocking word beginning with R, then defend its precision. Nayela got R-bombed and used the forbidden word to describe a slow queue. R-bombinged adj. Having drunk more than judgement permits, and leaving every message read but unanswered. Delmarie got R-bombinged and silently opened three increasingly concerned messages. R-colored adj. You have drunk enough to pronounce every vowel with a conspicuously lowered third formant. Eylah got R-colored and made the word ‘car’ last through two traffic lights. R-coloured adj. You are drunk and colouring every vowel with an unnecessary American curl. Iftu became R-coloured and gave the village name an elaborate retroflex ending.