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REL'd adj. Reduced by drink to a lean, alert quadruped, suspicious of the furniture and prepared to investigate the undergrowth. Jareliz was REL'd by midnight, nosing beneath the table and monitoring every movement near the door. RELP'd adj. Drunk enough to predict the next word from the last one, with dated and increasingly poor results. Portlyn went RELP'd and completed everyone's sentences in a voice-coding rhythm. REM rebounded adj. Of a drinker who has fallen asleep between rounds, returned briefly, and fallen asleep before replying. Delbra was REM rebounded, waking only to accept water and immediately losing the glass. REM sleeped adj. Drunk in a way that produces vivid sofa dreams and rapid eye movement whenever the water is mentioned. Innes was REM sleeped on the sofa, dreaming that the kitchen tap had asked for identification. REM'd adj. Drunk in a way that sends the eyes rapidly from one imagined point of interest to another. Nooria became REM'd and followed the ceiling lights with fierce concentration. REMF'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to remain well away from the main proceedings while assigning everyone else unnecessary duties. Kyrion became REMF'd and appointed Devine to locate water, coats and a less ambitious route home. REMIC'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish a mortgage conduit from the route home, though both involve several layers. Deedre became REMIC'd and attempted to securitise the coats before leaving the pub. REN'd adj. Emboldened by drink to declare a private electrical burden upon every telephone and bell in the building. Saiid became REN'd and insisted that each unanswered telephone was carrying his personal load. REO'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the coat left on your chair as lender-owned property. Lethea became REO'd and surrendered her handbag to the pub's recovery department. REPL'd (/ɹɛpl̩d/) adj. The state of being drunk and repeatedly reading, evaluating, printing, and returning to the same glass of water. Lasaro was REPL'd, evaluating each sip and printing the result verbally from the sofa. RER'd adj. Describing a drinker who travels from the outskirts towards the town centre, stopping broadly and accelerating unexpectedly. Arvil got RER'd and reached the pub from the estate by three different routes. RES'd adj. Drunk in a way that leaves one ear burning while the other listens gravely to the kettle. Suezanne was RES'd, one ear flushed as she waited solemnly for the kettle. RESP'd adj. Drunk enough to establish a long-term savings plan for the children, using loose change from the sofa. Iyobosa got RESP'd and began collecting coins from beneath the cushions for future schooling. REST'd (/ɹɛstd/) adj. Still drunk, and offering the morning only textual responses to requests for water, food or explanation. Antavion remained REST'd, returning a brief acknowledgement whenever breakfast was requested. RESTV'd adj. A drinker who has acquired an exotic name and is being kept apart from the rest of the bar. Keydon was RESTV'd and spent the evening at a cautious distance from the regulars. RESTafarianed adj. A drinker so far gone that every request is answered with the same simple interface. Klavs was RESTafarianed, offering the barman one neat response to every question.