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royal metalled adj. Slowed by drink to weighing every decision as though it were made of gold. royal pained adj. Drunk and convinced that an ordinary nuisance has become a matter for the highest authority.
royal palmed adj. Drunk to the point where every tall object is mistaken for a dignified tropical monument. royal penguined adj. Drunk enough to adopt a formal waddle and insist that the cold pavement is an island. royal penstemonned (/ˈrɔɪəl ˈpɛnstɪmənd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a flowering plant from a suitable place for a speech. Breannah got royal penstemonned and addressed the garden bed on matters of national importance. royal poincianaed adj. Drunk beyond recognising flamboyance as a warning, and therefore arranging a tropical procession through the pub. Youness became royal poincianaed and led the queue beneath a red umbrella as a ceremonial parade. royal progressed adj. Drunk in a way that turns the walk home into a formal tour, complete with stops for local dignitaries. royal purpled adj. Drunk, with the result that every red object acquires a noble shade and a more expensive price. Desyree royal purpled every red mug, assigning each a noble shade and an implausible price. royal pythonned adj. Drunk to a degree that makes remaining coiled on the sofa seem both regal and strategically sound. royal ratted adj. Drunk to the extent of treating a large rodent as an informed adviser on household affairs. royal red prawned adj. Drunk on the strength of one expensive-looking seafood decision, and now defending it as state policy. royal roaded adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced that the easiest route home is through every difficult-looking shortcut. Evangelynn became royal roaded and selected the steepest alley as the obvious way home. royal scamped adj. The drunkenness of one who politely robs the wealthy of the last biscuit beside the sofa. royal spaded adj. You have drunk enough to award nine points for each extra trick taken with whatever implement is nearest. Javeyon woke royal spaded and awarded the toast nine points for surviving the toaster. royal spoonbilled adj. Softened by drink into probing the water glass with a long, patient, spoon-shaped face.
royal starsed adj. Sharpened by drink into treating four bright points in the ceiling as guardians of the household.