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rubbed worked adj. Too drunk to distinguish the finished surface from the people who had to admire it. rubber baby buggy bumpered adj. Having drunk enough to provide conspicuous protection during intimate negotiations, whether requested or not. Nateisha arrived rubber baby buggy bumpered and offered practical advice to the newly engaged couple. rubber ball blast grenaded adj. You have drunk enough to break apart noisily, sending semi-hard remarks into everyone nearby. rubber band airplaned adj. Of a drinker who has launched a small idea repeatedly, with diminishing control over its landing. Kandis went rubber band airplaned, sending one harmless suggestion into increasingly unsuitable company. rubber banded adj. You are drunk and stretching every conversation until it returns, improbably, to you. Wc was rubber banded, drawing each discussion back to an anecdote about school. rubber boaed adj. Describing a drinker who has become quietly coiled beneath the furniture, alarming nobody until noticed. rubber bridged adj. A drinker who treats every exchange as a best-of-three contest and awards bonuses for persistence. Jahai rubber bridged every exchange at the bar, awarding bonuses whenever the argument reached a third round. rubber bulleted adj. A drinker so far gone that each sentence arrives as a blunt projectile aimed at the nearest bystander. Aubreyjo went rubber bulleted and interrupted the speeches with short, difficult truths. rubber cemented adj. The state of being drunk and adhesively attached to whoever has been most patient recently. Alishba became rubber cemented to the bar staff, who could not leave without her. rubber checked adj. The condition of a drinker who promises payment, then discovers the account contains insufficient funds. rubber chequed adj. The drunkenness of one who makes generous promises that the morning cannot honour. rubber chickened adj. Reduced by drink to squeaking whenever squeezed by an ordinary social question. rubber duck debugginged adj. Sharpened by drink into explaining every private difficulty to an object, or anyone sitting near one. rubber ducked adj. Softened by drink into a bright, floating nuisance that strangers are expected to humour. Vincene was rubber ducked, bobbing cheerfully through conversations Michaelryan had abandoned. rubber duckied adj. Loosened by drink into a small, cheerful conversational object passed between unwilling companions. rubber duckinged adj. Emboldened by drink to explain your reasoning aloud until someone, eventually, finds the missing piece. Mekayla went rubber duckinged and diagnosed the office dispute to Clarencia over crisps.