rubstoned
rubylationed

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rubstoned adj. Emboldened by drink to scour the kitchen clean with something plainly unsuitable. Anthonique went rubstoned and attacked the saucepan with a butter knife. rubulavirused adj. Slowed by drink to a domestic crawl, with the water glass still several feet away.
rubused adj. Drunk and bristling, with every journey to the kitchen acquiring thorns. Zemira was rubused, bristling through the kitchen for water as though the carpet had thorns. ruby anniversaried adj. Drunk enough to mark the fortieth trip between sofa and kitchen as a ceremonial occasion. ruby blended adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the red wine from the sitting-room furnishings. ruby chocolated adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the pink, sour confection belongs in the kitchen, not the upholstery. Janael went ruby chocolated and left sticky fingerprints across the sofa. ruby jubileed adj. Drunk in a way that makes forty years of household rule seem a reasonable qualification for the kettle. ruby ported adj. Drunk, with the result that the fortified wine reaches the kitchen before its owner does. ruby sharked adj. Drunk to a degree that produces slow, bright circling around the sofa and its occupants. ruby silvered adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every reflective kitchen surface as a small treasure. Antoino went ruby silvered and admired the kettle for nearly an hour. ruby slippersed adj. Drunk on the strength of a domestic discovery nobody else had noticed, especially beneath the sofa. ruby spinelled adj. Drunk since last orders, and red-faced, hard-edged, and left among the sofa cushions. ruby tigered adj. Drunk by the third round, and pacing the kitchen with the uncertain purpose of a moth. ruby weddinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the sofa as a long marriage requiring renewed vows. ruby-throated hummingbirded adj. Still drunk, and vibrating gently over the kitchen counter in search of something sweet. Mackenzi ruby-throated hummingbirded over the counter, gently vibrating in search of something sweet.
rubylationed adj. Too drunk to attach anything correctly, including the lid to the water jug. Omkar went rubylationed and left the kettle lid beside the kettle.