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rug monkeyed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a tired toddler from a suitable companion for the walk home. Damaire was rug monkeyed and offered the departing toddler a place in the taxi. rug munchered adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake the carpet for a destination and the journey home for an optional extra. Orlandria was rug munchered, studying the carpet while her friends ordered a taxi. rug pulled adj. Of a drinker: suddenly discovering that the promised lift home was never actually arranged. rug rankinged adj. Having drunk more than the evening's hierarchy can support, and promoting every coat to senior management. Tamila was rug rankinged, assigning the best chairs according to whose coat they held. rug ratted adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, wakeful creature that emerges only for food. rug-cuttered adj. You have drunk enough to dance vigorously wherever the remaining floor permits. rug-cuttinged adj. You are drunk and dancing with the determined energy of someone who has missed the last bus. rug-munchered adj. Having drunk enough to regard the carpet as both landscape and a reasonable place to wait for transport. Alitia was rug-munchered, lying near the entrance and declining the offered coat. rug-pulled (/ˈrʌɡˌpʊld/) adj. Of a drinker who has been led towards home by assumptions the final bus quietly contradicts. rugaed (/ˈɹuː.ɡəd/) adj. A drinker who has folded into several creases while waiting for the night bus. Rehman was rugaed on the bench, arranged in folds beneath a borrowed coat. rugalached adj. Of a drinker: folded repeatedly around fruit, nuts or chocolate, with structural integrity no longer expected. rugbied (/ˈɹʌɡbid/) adj. The state of being drunk and advancing towards the exit by short, determined charges. Nervie was rugbied, carrying the evening forwards while the coat stand resisted. rugburned adj. A drinker so far gone that the route home is measured in repeated encounters with the carpet. Taylea was rugburned after meeting the hallway floor twice before reaching the door. rugby balled adj. The condition of a drinker who cannot travel in a straight line but remains committed to forward progress. Kalill was rugby balled, bouncing between the tables on the way to last orders. rugby booted adj. The drunkenness of one who approaches the journey home with studded determination and little traction. Lindora was rugby booted for the journey home, determined, studded and repeatedly losing traction. rugby boyed adj. Drunk since last orders, and inhaling the atmosphere with the misplaced dedication of a solvent enthusiast.