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rabbinited adj. A drinker so far gone that the Talmud has become the apparent authority on toast. Pegan was rabbinited and sought textual support before buttering the bread. rabbinned adj. Having drunk more than the household can reasonably govern, yet continuing to give rulings. Kamirah was rabbinned and adjudicated the correct distance between the sofa and the television. rabbishipped adj. The state of being drunk and invested with authority over cushions, mugs, and leftovers. Josuel was rabbishipped and ruled that nobody should disturb the blanket on the sofa. rabbit balled adj. The drunkenness of one who sends every conversation flying far beyond the original delivery. Keandra got rabbit balled and launched a remark about teaspoons into a discussion of mortgages. rabbit bandicooted adj. Reduced by drink to searching the kitchen floor for food with the solemnity of a small marsupial. Wanesha went rabbit bandicooted beneath the table and found yesterday's cracker. rabbit boarded adj. Drunk enough to issue authoritative instructions about the garden to people who have gone to bed. Rosabella got rabbit boarded and began assigning patrol zones to the flowerbeds. rabbit ear mited adj. Loosened by drink into an itchy, restless presence that cannot settle on the sofa. Shenica was rabbit ear mited and shifted cushions throughout the attempt at sleep. rabbit eared adj. Sharpened by drink into two conspicuous points of attention, both directed at the kettle. Telesfor was rabbit eared, listening intently for the kettle from the sofa. rabbit fevered adj. Emboldened by drink to announce a minor kitchen ailment as though it were an expedition. Amilliona became rabbit fevered and described the cold kitchen floor as a medical hazard. rabbit fooded adj. Slowed by drink to a diet of small, sensible portions and prolonged chewing. Hilrey was rabbit fooded, nibbling toast beside the sofa instead of preparing supper. rabbit footed adj. Drunk and carrying improbable luck through closing time, despite repeated contact with furniture. Jacklynne was rabbit footed, surviving the bar stool, the umbrella stand and one alarming step. rabbit holed adj. Drunk to the point where the kitchen follows different rules and the sofa is suddenly underground. Galaxy was rabbit holed and searched beneath the sofa for the kettle. rabbit hutched adj. Of a drinker: confined to the corner booth, emerging only when supplied with crisps. Tadan was rabbit hutched by half ten, guarding the corner booth from all comers. rabbit in the headlightsed adj. Of a drinker who has stopped dead beneath the glare of the fruit machine. Daunta stood rabbit in the headlightsed beside the bar, still holding an unclaimed pork scratching. rabbit mothed adj. Describing a drinker who is soft to the touch and unexpectedly troublesome near the lamps. Ereshva was rabbit mothed, brushing against every light fitting on the way to the loos. rabbit punched adj. A drinker who delivers every opinion from behind the listener's ear. Mehjabin was rabbit punched, addressing the barmaid from somewhere behind my shoulder.