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rabbit-ohed adj. Drunk, with the result that each departing customer receives an itinerant recommendation for dinner. Pomposo was rabbit-ohed, sending strangers home with firm views on the nearest kebab shop. rabbit-ratted adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the garden hedge appear both familiar and administratively necessary. Caylon was rabbit-ratted, consulting the hedge as though it marked the boundary of his affairs. rabbitated adj. Drunk to the extent of creating a complete habitat beneath the pub table. Azra was rabbitated, surrounded by crumbs, coats and a glass of water she had not ordered. rabbitbrushed adj. Drunk on the strength of bitter, dry enough to shed sharp remarks in every direction. Brisamar was rabbitbrushed, scattering prickly observations across the snug with the bitter. rabbitdomed adj. Drunk since last orders, and inhabiting a complete private kingdom beneath the pool table. Lake was rabbitdomed, ruling the pool table with a crown made from a beer mat. rabbited (/ˈɹæbɪtd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who retreats behind the sofa and regards the kitchen as open country. Jabina was rabbited beneath the blanket, emerging only when Sophia-rose brought water. rabbitered adj. The drunkenness of one who pursues the evening with solemn purpose, only to corner the coat rack. Onyekachi spent an hour rabbitered through the lounge, pursuing the hat he had placed himself. rabbiteyed adj. Reduced by drink to regarding every person with bright, fixed attention, like fruit awaiting a summer harvest. Ralonda sat rabbiteyed beneath the chandelier, watching the pudding as though it might ripen. rabbitfished adj. Softened by drink into drifting through shallow social waters, eventually introduced to the coat stand. Rayshod went rabbitfished along the edge of the party and settled beside the umbrellas. rabbitfuckered adj. Sharpened by drink into addressing the furniture with unnecessary hostility, though never quite striking it. Mykai became rabbitfuckered and challenged the bookcase to explain its attitude. rabbitholed adj. Drunk past the point of accepting that the kitchen, sofa, and water glass belong to one world. Latravia was rabbitholed and looked for the sofa through the open fridge. rabbithooded adj. Loosened by drink into a state of essential smallness, nervous movement, and sudden interest in the garden. Priestly grew rabbithooded and spent the reception considering whether the lawn looked edible. rabbitinessed adj. Emboldened by drink to cultivate a distinctly small, twitching enthusiasm for whatever is nearest. Rogers became rabbitinessed and investigated the napkins with scholarly excitement. rabbitinged adj. Slowed by drink to a patient pursuit of nothing in particular, preferably beneath the buffet. Kattleya went rabbitinged across the sitting room, searching beneath chairs for her lost dignity. rabbitkinded adj. Drunk and devoted to the collective welfare of every rabbit, real or imagined, in the vicinity. Fusako became rabbitkinded and proposed a charitable fund for animals absent from the room. rabbitlinged adj. Drunk to the point where the evening becomes small, young, and in need of a blanket. Lisveth grew rabbitlinged beneath the table and requested a blanket in a solemn whisper.